Interesting Results In The “Will You Carry On A Phone Conversation While Peeing Or Pooping” Poll

While just over 50% of people polled said they wouldn’t carry on a phone conversation while pooping 10% fewer said they would carry on a phone conversation while peeing.

Do these people think that the person on the other end of the phone can somehow smell the poop and catch the pooper in the act through their sense of smell?

I think you have far greater chance of getting caught peeing from the sound of the pee hitting the toilet water.

To be honest wouldn’t bother me one bit if the person I was talking to was going #1 or #2 while I was talkin to them.  Just shows you they are up to the multitasking. 

I’m a habitual pee/pooper talk on the phone guy.  When you’re getting shit done you gotta get shit done.  That’s what I always say.

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Our Joanne Silva obviously agrees.

Photo courtesy Paulie Walnuts

8 thoughts on “Interesting Results In The “Will You Carry On A Phone Conversation While Peeing Or Pooping” Poll

  1. You can’t smell but you can hear! Some one I speak with frequently does this a lot. Poop is pretty silent, but pee not so much! She’s always tells me, ” I had to really go, and didn’t want to stop the flow (!) of the conversation.” Sigh

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  2. Hahahaha, You know Sharon Lowe had the perfect photo opportunity and she jumped on it. Anyway, Yes I have/would talk while in the lavatory just hit the mute button if necessary. : )
    There are ways to do things. Please hold….mute and flush….

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  3. Now this is the type of funny, old-school GMG post I was talking about! Love it. I won’t admit to how I voted though.

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  4. How about putting out two editions of GMG: one for children and one for adults? A lot of people got past this kind of “humor” by the time they got out of sixth grade.

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    1. Humor?
      I’m sorry you don’t appreciate the scientific polling we do here in our effort to bring greater understanding of life’s great mysteries.

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