Robin Williams Quote of The Week From Greg Bover

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams (1952-     )

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A Chicago native, Williams attended Claremont McKenna College and the Juilliard School, breaking into television as the alien Mork on Happy Days. Mork was such a popular character that the spin-off Mork and Mindy ran four years providing Williams with the perfect vehicle for his unparalleled mimicry and improvisational impersonations.

A veteran of dozens of film roles ranging from Peter Pan to the deranged killer in Insomnia, Williams received an Academy award for his portrayal of a Harvard professor in Good Will Hunting, as well as several Emmys, Golden Globes and other awards.

Williams continues to perform stand-up comedy and is active in support of myriads of charities, some connected to his battles with substance abuse. Thrice married, the quote may reflect self-awareness of his own tendencies toward promiscuity.

Greg Bover

2 thoughts on “Robin Williams Quote of The Week From Greg Bover

  1. Robin Williams is about as quotable as you can get. Here is a Baker’s dozen of weeks:

    Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

    Carpe per diem – seize the check.

    Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

    Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.

    Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

    I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.

    I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

    If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

    If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

    Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

    Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”

    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

    When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

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