What Is This Some Kind of Foreplay I Haven’t Heard About Yet?

What kind of sadistic broad goes and whacks her mate to wake him up? 

I don’t even want to know what happens thirty seconds after the guy gains consciousness.   Like if you gotta resort to the whole whacking your mate in the face trick to get them aroused, you may as well give up sex, no?

Who does this?

9 thoughts on “What Is This Some Kind of Foreplay I Haven’t Heard About Yet?

  1. “I told my wife to wake me up every morning with a sharp slap about the face.” If I had to guess I would say that’s why.

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      1. I just don’t appreciate you painting this random woman as a sadistic broad when she wasn’t the one who instigated it.

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        1. Isnt that obvious?
          Its grwat havinh you check out the blog and critique everything. I get that you can’t stand me Lia but why come back and just write negative comment after negative comment if you can’t stand my humor?

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  2. Other than being woken up, he didn’t seem to mind, so he must have asked for it. Maybe the alarm clock wasn’t working for him anymore.

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