Mary Page Turbine Question

Hi Joey

What’s with the wind turbines? Some days all three are motionless, another day only one is turning, today two of the three are in motion. Are the two in motion generating power for Gloucester Engineering and Varian, and what about the motionless one with the  blade so many of us signed? Will that be providing power for Gloucester’s municipal buildings? If so when? I’d like an update about the “three wise men” towering over Gloucester.

Thanks   Mary Page

Jesus I’m Disgusting- Male Armpit Hair Poll

I’m gonna spare y’all the nasty photograph of my armpit hair but I have a burning question that can only be answered with a thoroughly scientific GMG reader poll.

As I get older my armpit hair much like my nose hair is growing wildly out of control.  It’s disgusting.  While I regularly maintain the growth in my nose hair, crazy weird wayward eyebrow hairs and manscape my junk I’m a little leery about trimming my armpit hair.

I don’t think as a man you want to take that armpit hair down to the skin like a woman but do guys regularly trim their armpit hair?  I’m reaching out because I honestly don’t know and I don’t want to create a monster if I get started and then the stuff grows back three times more thickly and suddenly my armpits look like a really bad 70’s porno coochie.

Just taking off my shirt and *POOF* strike people with a big ol’  70’s porno bush. *KAPLOWIE*

So male GMG folk, how do you handle your armpit hair situation?  Do you trim away a little to keep in manageable?  Do you shave it right down like a Georgia peach? Do you let the stuff grow proud and braid it occasionally?

What is your armpit hair management situation if any?

Community Photos 1/7/13

Joey,
I took these pretty pictures today, January 4th, 2013, in Lanesville
around 4:15 p.m. as I was driving along the shore, and I thought I’d
share them with you.
It was a beautiful sunset, and I just had to get some pictures of it.
I have business occasionally in Rockport, and I drive back and forth to Beverly by way of Lanesville and Annisquam. The Gloucester coastline is such a beautiful and varied place, it always catches my eye.

Thanks,
Peter Dorsey

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HarborWalk Public Art Challenge Budgets $47,000- Call For Art FAQ Part II

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Catherine Ryan writes-

Hi Joey,

Here are some of the most frequently asked questions that the Committee for the Arts has received from artists as they are going about applying for the Gloucester HarborWalk Public Art Challenge:

Q. JUROR BIOGRAPHIES? The complete list of jurors will be announced during the call. We are delighted that these folks have signed on:
Andrée Bober, Landmarks Director, The University of Texas at Austin , TX
Andrée Bober works with some of the most promising and admired artists of our time to build the public art collection for The University of Texas at Austin . As founding director of Landmarks, Bober’s inspired initiative was to partner with the Metropolitan Museum of Art to bring twenty-eight modern and contemporary sculptures on long-term loan to the university’s main campus. Her acquisitions for the public art collection include works by Mark di Suvero and Sol LeWitt. She has led commissions by artists Ben Rubin and James Turrell. Bober curates an ongoing series of video art called Landmarks Video that features a different artist each month. Previously, she was Deputy and Interim Director for the Contemporary Arts Center , Cincinnati , leading the project to build Zaha Hadid’s first American building. Prior to CAC, Bober led curatorial and administrative projects for institutions such as the Whitney Museum of American Art, the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum , Smithsonian Institution, and the Bard Graduate Center for the Study of Decorative Arts. Bober’s diverse background includes painting conservation, which she studied in Vienna . http://landmarks.utexas.edu/

Trevor Smith, Curator of Contemporary Art, Peabody Essex Museum , Salem , MA
Trevor Smith is the inaugural Curator of Contemporary Art at the Peabody Essex Museum . With 800,000 objects, nearly one million photographs, and other holdings, PEM has the 4th largest collection in the country! In 2010 Smith launched FreePort , a program exploring the role of trade, exchange and translation in the dynamics of cultural change. Evoking PEM’s 18th-century origins in global trade, FreePort facilitates the exchange of ideas across disciplines critical to the evolution of a 21st century museum. Smith’s FreePort commissions have included Charles Sandison, Marianne Mueller, Susan Philipsz, Peter Hutton, Michael Lin and Candice Breitz. FreePort [No. 006]: Nick Cave opens March 2, 2013. Trevor Smith brings 20 years of expertise as a contemporary curator. Previous highlights include Curator, the New Museum of Contemporary Art, NYC; Biennale of Sydney; Director of Canberra Contemporary Art Space; and the Curator of Contemporary Art, Art Gallery of Western Australia. In 2011 Smith co-curated the 3rd Singapore Biennial. http://www.pem.org

Peter Sollogub/Chris Muskopf, Architects, Cambridge Seven Associates, Cambridge , MA
Cambridge Seven Associates, a global architecture and design firm, was founded in 1962. Peter Sollogub has been a principal designer for many of Cambridge Seven’s best-known museum and aquarium projects ( Chattanooga , Baltimore , Greensboro , Virginia , Osaka , and Genoa ). His recent completed projects include the Gloucester Harborwalk; Virginia Beach District Master Plan; exhibits for the Statue of Liberty on Liberty Island; planning and conceptual design for Nova Southeastern University ‘s Oceanographic Science Center in Fort Lauderdale , Florida ; the University of Miami Rosenstiel School Of Marine and Atmospheric Science Master Plan and Laboratories; and the New England Patriots Hall of Fame. Current work includes the new Marine Technology and Life Sciences Seawater Research Facility for the University of Miami , and the San Francisco 49ers Hall of Fame. For over thirty years, he has also maintained teaching appointments at Harvard, MIT, the Boston Architectural Center , RISD, and others. Chris Muskopf has been the project manager most recently for Canada ’s Sports Hall of Fame, which features 20,000 square feet of exhibits as part of an overall $30M project in Calgary . He also was project manager for CBS Scene in Foxborough, and design leader for projects including the Gloucester HarborWalk, renovations for the Museum of Science , and the Franklin Park Zoo. Muskopf has prior work experience in a variety of design firms including Stoss Landscape Urbanism & Brian Healy Architects. He received his Masters of Architecture from MIT and has served as a guest critic for various universities including MIT, Northeastern University , Boston

ABOUT THE GLOUCESTER COMMITTEE FOR THE ARTS

Made up of citizen volunteers appointed by the Mayor and City Council, The Committee for the Arts was established by City ordinance in 2000 to promote and celebrate Gloucester ’s cultural heritage.  The Committee recently has worked to preserve and increase awareness of Gloucester ’s WPA murals and other City-owned art. Additionally, the Committee develops and promotes educational programs and establishes awards and honors to recognize local artists. It implements a city-wide public art policy.

Breaking Freaking News: Gwenyth Paltrow Selling New Diet Book In Which You Can Eat Something Like Three Things

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Are people this stupid that they will buy this book? I mean really. You can basically eat salmon, hummus or vegetables. It seems the whole premise of this diet book is based on how few items you can eat.

You can’t eat lobster. No deep water fish like cod or haddock, no coffee, no eggs, no beef, no dairy, no wheat, no wine, no alcohol, no sugar.

Brilliant!

You know what? Screw Gwenynth MF Paltrow and her three item cookbook. I’m coming out with the Joey MF C Diet book if it’s that easy and I’ll make it so you can only eat two things. Stick that in your scrawny ass Gwenyth. By my math two is less than three and I’ll take my two over her three any day.

Here it is, (and if you read past this line you’ll be required by copyright restrictions to PayPal me $19.99 to be privy to my super advanced- “Less Ingredients Than Gwenyth Paltrow’s Diet Book-Diet Book”. Like the title?

Get Ready…..Wait For It………..

The Less Ingredients Than Gwenyth Paltrow’s Diet Book-Diet Book

Lobsters and Bloody Marys. All MF day long.

Oh and exercise. Get off your ass and move your body. Til you sweat. At least five times a week. Any movement. That makes you sweat. At least five times a week. See, if you’re sweating that means your heart rate is elevated and you’re burning calories.

Since you’re reading this you obviously know that you are obligated by penalty of law to pay me for the incredible amount of scientific research I put into this forward thinking diet book.
Guaranteed results or your PayPal payment refunded. Is Gwenyth MF Paltrow willing to back up her Diet Book like your boy Joey C?

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Toodeloos Kevin Safe and Sound

Kevin is back in front of Toodeloos enjoying his perpetual tea party. Rubber Duck was so happy to see him back she brought some of her friends by.

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All of Kevin’s stuffing seems to be in the right place and except for a touch of lipstick on his collar none the worse for wear. Actually Kevin’s fur seems a little shinier than it was yesterday and when asked where he was all night he just grins.

 

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Surprise for Joey

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Let’s all chip in and get one of these for Joey as a welcome home present. We could put it in the parking lot at Capt. Joe & Sons with its butt sticking in the big door and the rest of him taking up half the parking lot. I’m sure Frankie wouldn’t mind. When Joey comes tearing in the driveway and around the corner, he’ll see nothing but a big yellow duck. We could have a welcome home sign hanging from its bill. Shhh, let’s keep it a secret. Since he can’t get wifi, he won’t be able to see it here.

E.J. Lefavour

photo submitted by Len Burgess

Local rising star profiled in Northshore Magazine

Chelsea Berry from the Northshore Magazine feature story

Last week (in this post) we warned you against waiting until the last minute to get tickets to see Chelsea Berry  at Shalin Liu on Feb 9.

You may have thought we were just helping  promote her concert, but you’d be wrong.  That concert will sell out.  Chelsea Berry doesn’t need our help promoting it.  That’s because she’s a rising star, which is precisely why Northshore Magazine chose to feature her in their latest issue (see here).

We posted the warning so you wouldn’t miss out on a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see her debut new music with her new band at one of the most spectacular venues anywhere on Earth.

It won’t be long before tickets to a Chelsea Berry concert will cost at least a hundred bucks, they’ll sell out in a day, and even if you’re lucky enough to get them, you’ll very likely be a lot farther from the stage than the last row at Shalin Liu is.  Plus you’ll have to drive an hour and pay for parking.

Don’t take our stellar talent and venues here on Cape Ann for granted.  Look at it this way: It’s a Sunday in the dead of winter, yet there’s plenty of good live music to choose from tonight.  See the lineup here.

BREAKING NEWS: Kevin the Panda is safe.

Deb Clark spotted Kevin the Panda early this morning and he has now been reunited with Susan and Toodeloos. Rubber Duck will be down this afternoon for tea with Kevin to get the full story. It looks like there was too much heat around this Pandanapping. Toodeloos had posted a video of the woman with long brown hair in a dark car who pandanapped Kevin. The next morning Kevin appears.

Only in Gloucester!

From Toodeloos Facebook page: