Pre-Announcing Red Solo Cup Event. Which Local Joint Wants It Most?

We are going to have a party.

It will be hosted by a local drinking establishment.

We will be singing.

Just like Sunny D and Rum night at The DogBar.

Only This Time.

We will be singing the greatest song ever written in the history of the entire planet.

Red Solo Cup.

We are now accepting offers from local drinking establishments who want to host this most momentous event of all times.

There will be drinking. There will be singing. There will be laughter. There will be prizes.

I PROMISE YOU THIS.

We’re gonna bring it and bring it B I G. Believe That!

10 thoughts on “Pre-Announcing Red Solo Cup Event. Which Local Joint Wants It Most?

  1. OMG, I just came back from dinner to read this–my husband was just commenting to me last night that he too thinks this is one of the best songs ever written!?!

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  2. G’s has the human iPod (with a few days heads up to learn it) and grand piano, and well, a bar. Only if Dogbar passes it up, of course.

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