An Open Apology To My Neighbors

Dear Neighbors,

I am sorry for “being that GUY” who leaves up his Christmas lights way too long. Especially, incredibly cheesy candy cane lights on a tree that was barely alive before the 25 snowstorms. I was always the guy who said it’s February dang it – get your bleeping lights off your house! In my only defense, I have tried to pull them off but there is 7 feet of snow there. Its been snowing right before Christmas and has it stopped? Our Cape Ann Weather guy (Twitter @capeannguy) reports we have had 63 inches this year – Do You think I get a pass this year or am I the neighbor you don’t want to live next to?

Sincerely – Patrick

 

5 thoughts on “An Open Apology To My Neighbors

  1. Maybe it’s my country-lass upbringing, but what a neighbor does or how a neighbor decorates or cares for their vegetation is their own business. Light up those candy-canes with pride!

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  2. I’m having the same problem. Ever time some of the snow melts… we get hit again! At this rate they’ll be up til spring… oh well.

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  3. Patrick, Yes, you are definitely the neighbor I don’t want to live next to but it’s because of those loud Sunny D and rum raps you keep layin’ down every Friday night that wake up the whole neighborhood. The candy canes have nothing to do with it.

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