Another Year and Another Unanimous Decision For The Gloucester MA Lobster Trap Tree As The Without A Doubt Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of The World.
While towns up in Maine are still going back to the same old tired plans trying to make their trees the tallest (by making them horribly disfigured Christmas Spikes Instead of Christmas Trees) David Brooks and the Gloucester MA community once again made them all pale by comparison. David Brooks and Gloucester MA is playing chess while Rockland Maine is playing checkers. But after all these years and crushing their spirits with their horribly disfigured Christmas spikes and them using terrible Chinese sweat shop labor Christmas bows on their trees while Gloucester MA adorns their Lobster trap tree with hand painted buoys made by the angelic youth of Gloucester. But this year after the over the top outpouring of support, David Brooks decided to go 3 dimensional on their ass.
You don’t just experience the Gloucester Ma lobster trap tree from the outside, we built this shit so dope that you can actually enter inside the tree and the entire inside is adorned with the beautiful hand painted buoys as well. They turned the Lobster trap tree game on it’s head.
Hilarious that they thought they could compete. I feel bad for these other communities, I really do. Just when they think they have a chance, along comes Brooks and Co just crushing their Christmas dreams.
Kim Smith photo.
In all seriousness, it’s nice that the other communities try to compete and we wish them nothing but the best during this Christmas season.
Good luck next year, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Gloucester MA Lobster Trap Tree> All Other Lobster Trap Trees
Word on the street is that the makers of the other community lobster trap trees were all infiltrated by moles from the creators of the Land of the Misfit Toys. True Story.