McElhenny Steals The Show With This Potential Nose Pick

Kim Smith sells out Cape Ann Community Cinema with her riveting Butterfly movie and all anyone wants to talk about is this picture from the after-party.

Not less than 37 emails all asking if in fact that move in the background of Donna Ardizzoni’s picture by our boy John McElhenny was a flat out nose pick or not.

Honestly I don’t have a definitive answer so I’ll leave it up to you to decide.

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So sneaky with the hand curled and digging with the thumb.  Interesting technique.  Only a pro nose picker pulls this move off.

Leave it to McElhenny to steal Kim’s thunder.

See how stoic Kim and Fred are in this picture?  I bet it’s because they know McElhenny is going to town picking his nose behind them and they’re saying to themselves “I hope Donna doesn’t post this picture of us with John McElhenny in the background picking his nose.  It’s all anyone will talk about and the magnificence of my butterfly movie will be lost on the distraction created by John’s nose picking”

That McElhenny- always stealing the show.  Diabolical move.

They don’t call him the best in the PR world for nothing.

Would I be surprised if he announces McElhenny PR Agency start up within the next week?

Hell no.

Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, John McElhenny.  Always front and center in people’s consciousness.  It’s what he does.

Don’t hate the PR Playa, Hate The PR Game.  That’s what I always say.

8 thoughts on “McElhenny Steals The Show With This Potential Nose Pick

      1. I just looked on the floor where John was standing during his alleged bugger picking incident. There were a few suspicious “thingies” on the floor, but I’m not about to call CSI to investigate. Paul Morrison can come in and take samples for DNA analysis.

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  1. Joey, you’re not just dreamy like a matinee teen idol, you’re brilliant, too. You’ve identified the perfect audience for your new Joey C.’s Luscious Love Dust fragrance for men: Nose pickers! And guys who wear surgical masks on the T and nut tuckers and every other guy who’s just a little bit awkward. More than anybody, those dudes need a little bit of Luscious to boost their chances with the ladies.

    Of course, you’ll be the Fabio-like fragrance model so we’ll need you to switch over from the Drakkar Noir you’ve been wearing since you feathered back that hair, stuffed the pink comb in your back pocket and went to that Whitesnake concert in the seventh grade. It’s genius. The perfect match. After all, nose pickers need love, too.

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