NOTHING SAYS CLASSY LIKE…

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Perhaps the only thing more gross to me are cliché tattooed, double denim, mom jean, fanny pack wearing broads with black, green or orange nail polish, smoking cigarettes.

Dark Brown Compost Mulch FTW

9 thoughts on “NOTHING SAYS CLASSY LIKE…

  1. haha bob best call ever. i smoke cigs, but none other of the above relates to this girl. and i feel your pain joey c.

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    1. The dark brown compost/mulch combination is soooooooooooo much more attractive–When you combine compost with mulch you are improving your soil, as opposed to the chemically-died orange strictly bark mulch stuff, which actually wicks away moisture and nutrients.

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  2. What about the 60 year old cigarette smoking, tattooed, bleached blond with shorty shorts and muffin top, spreading red mulch with a fake tan the same color as the mulch.

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