PSA for all the single ladies and men out there-
This shit right here is textbook what not to do the night you meet a potential date.
Desperation? check
Too soon call back right after they met? check
Drunk as fuck? check
Guy makes up excuse that he has indigestion to get away from crazy chick? check
Girl has to be what, an 8+ to even consider the call back based on this phone call and even then only a booty call right? But under those circumstances it can’t be worth it based on this level of crazy. I mean this is the amorous drunk chick, can you imagine the psycho version of her after the guy drills her and doesn’t call her back?
The horror.
Good Morning Gloucester 
Is this necessary?
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ahem..tag this one G for gritty.
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