Paul Morrison Trying To Fatten Me Up

Everyone should wish our boy Paul Morrison well after he went in for nose surgery yesterday.  Let’s hope they don’t make his nose like Victoria Beckham’s pencil thin nose. We might not recognize him without his distinguishing honker.

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6 thoughts on “Paul Morrison Trying To Fatten Me Up

  1. All these years and a few comebackers to the mound and maybe a beer bottle or two and when an Ear Nose Throat Doc looked up my nose he said I had busted it a few times. He said something about a Halloween FunHouse so I guess things were a bit bent inside.

    So he called the best rotorooter Doc and all I have now is a bit of a headache but that’s from not drinking coffee for 24 hours which I am fixing right now. I requested a cute little button nose but I forgot to slip him some Benjamins and it looks just as big as before.

    Likely two of my best impersonations are gone too. By holding one nostril I could do a decent foghorn and holding the other down a pretty good one note penny whistle. Gone for good I bet.

    The cupcakes were from my niece and Easter Dinner. Had to get the leftovers out of the house before I ate another dozen. Paul F said If I brought the cupcakes to Joey’s it would be like herring to a seagull and Ed Collard would show up in moments but it didn’t work.

    Ed better be OK, I will be posting tomorrow an earth shattering announcement about Ed and a kayak complete with photos.

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  2. I’m glad your nose is better, but the same. It part of what makes you you. BTW, those cupcakes were to die for! I took 2 but gave them both away, then came back to the dock and Joey had one left, so I snagged it. It was amazing! Sorry Ed, you really missed out.

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