Sometimes I Wish I Weighed 250 Pounds

Let me explain.

Yesterday morning I stopped into Dunkies for a bagel at 4:45AM before work.  I don’t normally stop for food in the morning but I just needed something to get me through the morning.  Anyway, as I walked out of the doors there was a guy leaning up against his car and he flicked his spent cigarette to the ground right in front of me.

Is that not one of the most disgusting things you could do?  It irritates me to no end when you catch someone doing it on the sly but this enraged me to think that I was right in front of this guy and he still decided it was alright to flick this thing right to the ground in front of me.

If I was a bigger dude I would have grabbed this guy by the scruff of the neck and forced his nose to within inches of that cigarette left laying on the ground and explained how wrong it is to litter.

Scumbag.

3 thoughts on “Sometimes I Wish I Weighed 250 Pounds

  1. Joey,

    I am glad you posted this. This is one of my biggest pet peeves, my wife saw your post and mentioned how I say this same thing all the time. I just don’t get why some meat head would think its fine to just toss trash on the ground, would they just throw their dunks cup on the ground too (maybe, but that’s another issue all together.) We should start a task force, get shiny badges made up, and start giving out the $300 dollar fines for littering which are the least enforced law in the history of the universe. Jesus, the city could be raking in the dough from guys just like you and me stepping up to the plate!

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  2. when i see that happen..rather than doing what i would like to do, which is attack the slob…i point to the litter and say “excuse me, but, i think you dropped something…sometimes it works…sometimes i just get a dirty look…but, at least the ass knows somebody saw what they did…

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