Lots Of Suspects In The Great Shrimp Caper Of 2013

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If you recognize any of these seedy individuals please contact local authorities immediately.  We’re counting on you, our grassroots community investigative team to figure out who the scumbag is that’s been clipping bags of shrimp out of the freezer.

From our in-house surveillance cameras.

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4 thoughts on “Lots Of Suspects In The Great Shrimp Caper Of 2013

  1. Several of these mug shots are of particularly tough hombres who are well known to the police and everyone else. I am not about to spill names for fear of retaliation. If I were you I would keep the freezer stocked with plenty of shrimp. A happy desperado is a peaceful desperado.

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  2. I think the “suspect” in the 6th picture (the one with the long nose, floppy ears and long hair) is actually working under cover for the FBI. I’ve seen the snout before on one of those “who done it” documentaries.

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