An actual picture of the muffin remnants left behind. Someone actually picked away at this muffin over time and left the rest in the same spot as if someone else was gonna go and eat it after.
See, if the person had taken the muffin to where they were sitting and proceeded to pick away at the muffin top leaving the bottom behind I wouldn’t have thought twice.
But the fact was that the muffin remained in the exact space where all the muffins were left out for all to enjoy and then little by little and very discreetly the muffin top was dissected and the rest left behind with the other muffins as if someone else would then look at that half eaten muffin and then said to themselves” hmm, I think I’ll go for the muffin that looks like it’s been attacked by a herd of unruly rats.”
and then, to top it all off the offender was the most unlikely and refined out of the entire group of GMG contributors.
Good Morning Gloucester 
Well, that’s actually how my daughter eats her muffins she only likes the tops. So mostly likely a child ate that one!
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Maybe t’was a mouse 🙂
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ED 1000% CHANCE ED
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I actually know who ate this one, but sworn to secrecy. My kids used to also just eat the Muffin Tops..
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Let it be known I have no problem with eating just the muffin tops.
It’s the dubious manner in which the fly by pecking at it while the muffin is still on the serving plate with all the other muffins instead of staking claim proudly that yes, I’m gonna take this muffin, park it right in front of me and proceed to pick away at just the top rather than try to act as if someone else was somehow going to be interested in eating the picked away at muffin that was left amongst the other uneaten muffins.
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If you want to find out who picked at it, just look for someone with poppyseed in between their teeth.
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I would keep an eye out for the largest muffin top. No way it was Ed. Ed leaving something edible behind? Not a chance.
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I don’t think Joey would ever refer to Ed as “the most unlikely and refined out of the entire group of GMG contributors”, not that he’s not refined (did you see him at the GMG Christmas party?), I just don’t see Joey ever saying that about him. I know who it was, but am also sworn to secrecy. Maybe the mouse will come forward on their own.
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The “mouse’s” computer has been unplugged this afternoon while she rearranges her office. She belatedly admits that she is very regretfully the bad-mannered muffin-eater and offers her sincere apologies to everyone, especially to the someone who may have wanted the lower half of the muffin!! In my defense, I must say that the “serving platter” Joey describes was a flattened paper bag—it was a rather informal setting (that is a pathetic excuse, I know). I think the only way to redeem myself is to come to the next meeting with a fresh batch of un-nibbled muffins.
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!
All I’m saying is how the hell are we supposed to plot our entire world media domination with such distractions? 🙂
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my ex-husband used to do that…pick off a platter and leave the remnants….note “ex”
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LOL! 🙂
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