Is it possible that R. DUCK, the suave debonaire duck-about- town we have all come to know and love is really someone much more sinister? A GMG investigative report now has photographic evidence that beneath that smooth and yellow, dare we say “sexy” exterior, lies the mastermind of an impending invasion of Cape Ann.
Here is a GMG exclusive photo of the invasion force in their landing crafts ready to wreak duck havoc on the unsuspecting citizens of Cape Ann.
Not here! Not now! Not on our long weekend!

Marty those SOBS NOT FOBS, disquise themselves as an innocent carnival game. thank god(if there is one) for your investigative reporting! I never trusted those plastic phonys! sorry mr. morrison you’ve been taken.
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There is plastic and there is rubber. I am not fooled by these Midway impostors. Ms Rubber Duck is amused though. She is off island right now, some indiscreet decisions on her part, but I talked to her on the phone. She will make it for tailgating at Gloucester High School warming up for the parade.
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Very clever Marty, but you can’t convince us that Ms. R. is anything but a little wayward in her relentless pursuit of love and happiness with homie – she is not part of this alleged terrorist flock.
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