YO! What are Ya trying to Say, Jay?

This Post is in response of a comment made By Jay Albert in a previous post questioning if we really knew the meaning of the word Homie.

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Definition of “HOMIE

Shortened version of homeboy, homeboy being your close friend

From the Urban Dictionary
Homie;
Someone you grew up with, friend or not, and someone with whom you have shared any number of bonding experiences at home, in school, at work, or in any close-knit atmosphere. Homie means you have lived in the same area as this person for a significant amount of time in your life, but the term is appropriately used by those friends who truly feel comfortable referring to each other with such respect. It isn’t a word that should be taken advantage of, because a person recognizes who is a friend and who isn’t. Therefore, a true homie is always Down, while lesser friends will just be out to use you, borrow money from you, bum a ride in your car, etc.Uses;

Yo, homie, I’ll be at my house in case you want to come kick it later.

“Whassup homie”

 
Homie vs. Friends
Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin’ “THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!”
Friends: Won’t laugh at you.
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!
Friends: Has never seen you cry
Homies: Won’t tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Homies: Have you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
Friends: Only knows a few things about you
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Homies: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME”
Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments…
Homies: Are next to you making them!
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Homies: They already know not to tell…
Friends: Are only through highschool
Homies: They are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste good shit!”

Jay, I never had one try to use me, borrow money from me or bum a ride in my car. Maybe poop on my car, But I’ve been shit on by Worse (Joey).

 

 

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6 thoughts on “YO! What are Ya trying to Say, Jay?

  1. The only time I use the word “Homie” is as I make it down across the rocks right before I jump in the water there is a lone seagull siting on a certain rock. My kids say the say the same thing as we greet this lone gull with “What up Homie!” It’s a GMG artifact and we can all blame Joey.

    There are forty other gulls sitting over on the point but there is always one gull hanging out where we go swimming. Is this guy Jonathan Livingston Seagull? Doesn’t seem to be the same one but always a nice big fat grey back.

    I never communed with seagulls growing up in Woods Hole. They were background music. Now I stop to look at them. You seem to have bigger ones up here. Or it’s just early senility that I am talking to seagulls. (I suppose when they answer back is when I am in big trouble.)

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  2. Well it worked!
    I figured I’d “stir up the pot” by saying little of nothing and looked what happened!
    An entire post dedicated to “Homie”
    A new “Glosta” slang word now on the map!

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