Author: Joey Ciaramitaro

The LobstahCrackah Ballet: A new Cape Ann holiday tradition

presented by Henry Allen Theatreworks, Cape Ann

  From the company that brought you SONG OF THE SEA and GREASY POLE, THE

  MUSICAL comes a wild and crazy Cape Ann spoof of The Nutcracker! This fun,
  fabulous romp into a fantastical dream world is a wonderful way to
  celebrate the holidays with your family and friends!

  When Uncle Drawsumbuttah arrives at the mayor’s house for the annual

  holiday party, he brings with him his own flavor of Cape Ann magic! You
  will meet Madame Mayor Kirkbaum and her family, the fearsome Gull King, the
  Lobster Pot Fairy, Waltzing Whales, Dancing Scrod, The LobstahCrackah
  Prince and much, much more!

  Cast includes local actors ages 5-80 all from the Gloucester, MA area.
  Director Henry Allen has brought original theatre to the North
  Shore/Cape Ann area, giving us plays and musicals inspired by local folklore and history.

  Real theatre for real people.

  Play dates: December 15 – January 1st
  Times: Thursday – Sat @ 7pm & Sundays at 2pm and 7pm
  (including Christmas & New Years!)
  Location: The Cape Ann "The Annie" 1 Washington Street, Gloucester MA
  Wheelchair Accessible
  $15 (recommended donation)
  Reservations: 978-704-1269 or write to Henry@HenryAllen.org for more
  info and to purchase gift certificates to the show.

Saturday Morning’s Full Moon

Christy Juckett writes-

Hi Joey,
After reading GMG this morning and Paul’s note about an eclipse, I ran out with my camera and got shots from Niles Beach. The sliver was due to clouds and not the eclipse – this is what Wiki said: "The eclipse will occur Saturday morning, before sunrise over North America, and the moon will set before the eclipse is completed. Only Alaska and northern most Canada will be able to witness the entire event."
The graininess is from low-light & an old camera – no photoshop here!
Enjoy!
Christy

Mens Health magazine names Jennifer Aniston as the world’s all time sexiest woman and I have no idea whatsoever kind of crack they were smoking at the time they came up with this.

I’m not saying she’s unattractive at all but when you’re gonna put out the “all time world’s hottest woman” you lose all credibility in my eyes when you go with America’s sweetheart.

When you say sexy you think- Marilyn Monroe, Salma Hayek, Raquel Welch, Ardriana Lima, you don’t put up some skinny ass broad with no curves. 

Dumb.

Men’s Health=zero credibilty.

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Patti McCullough submits-