You know, I used to respect “The Trustees” That was until they came out with this doozy on Instagram this morning. Trying to pass off this obvious well trained assassin off as cute and cuddly.
Can no one else see the crazy in this dogs eyes? That look that screams “Sure buddy just let your guard down for one split second. That’s when I’ll bite your face off.”
Trustees, we all know about all the fantastic work you do preserving special places and stuff but be better than this, k?
Goddamn dog propaganda campaign all up in my grill at 6:46 in the morning. Not on my watch buddy.
Cute and cuddly my ass.
#dogsarebad
Update:
Lest anyone think I’m exaggerating when I talk about how dangerous our @craigkimberley and @aliciadewolfe ‘s Dogs Are, I present the InstaEvidence-
Craig’s Ruby (AKA Mrs Bite Your Face Off)
Alicia’s Hulk (AKA The Toe Licker) Known to lick small children to death.
Good Morning Gloucester 
Awww Joey! Look how cute! Learn to love Joey, Learn to Love!
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#cujo
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And I thought it was only rubber ducks you had that reaction to.
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Rubber Ducks and dog licks. I’m making smoked bluefish pátè and after sealing with saran wrap Stella gives it the lick of approval before I bring it down to the dock.
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At this point in our relationship, I just feel sorry for you, Joey. Really, really, sorry. Maybe therapy could help. Or, maybe we could reunite you with that German Shepherd from your childhood that never ACTUALLY bit your face off. Let us know when you are ready to make that first step and your friends will be here to support you.
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Sure but in the meantime keep that cold blooded assassin Ruby on a leash will ya? Always coming up to me and sniffing my parts and stuff. It’s uncomfortable.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Ruby only sniffs the parts of the people she loves! She loves you, Joey! Like Alicia says, you need to learn to love back. I promise you, it will make you feel better about yourself!
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I feel pretty good about myself right now. I don’t need to smear peanut butter on my junk just to feel loved.
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Ruby just wants to improve your gut biome Joey. It has been proven that the fastest way to a healthy colon is to french kiss a dog at least once a week. And by french kiss the dog really needs to tickle your tonsils.
So throw out that probiotic yogurt and pucker up the next time you see Ruby.
It’s all peer reviewed and published:
http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2015/03/new-study-shows-dog-kisses-my-be-good-for-you/
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I don’t know I thought I saw Ruby lick her lips while she was looking at Joey’s leg at the last BBQ.
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See? I’m not the only one noticing. Ruby would make a brisket out of my Ass if she knew how to work the smoker.
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Ugh, the visual. I’m chewing on an O ring.
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I really do get a kick out of you all.
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I was there when a Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix viciously attacked Joey. We had to run for our very lives. The owner had the beast on an extending leash and she let it out to it’s max length. She was laughing maniacally the entire time. So, you see, it’s not just the dogs, but the owners that are a problem as well.
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Excellent! 🙂 Dave
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