While searching eBay for some winter long underwear I found the answer men everywhere have been searching for since the beginning of time. Anyone over 40 understands that as you get older it gets tougher and tougher to keep off that beer gut.
The answers to our prayers is here! Drink away bros! No one will know because the greatest invention of all time is right there under your nose and you probably didn’t even know about it-
MEN’S SLIMMING SHIRT AND BODY SHAPER UNDERWEAR WHITES
Working out and staying fit is for dopes. The same type of dopes that pay off their credit cards and mortgages!
Fuck that shit! Drink up Bro! You can just stock up on men’s slimming shirts and body shaper underwear. Put it on you credit card and then stiff the credit card company- Double Win!!!!
For the low low price of $19.99 you can stock up here on eBay
Good Morning Gloucester 
I’ve got to get me one of these…… LOL… This is perfect !!!. Thanks Joey you’re a pal.
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Hahahahahahaha … you just WATCH what happens if you get lucky and she sees that!
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Puts me in mind of the old SNL Dan Akroyd skit “Fred Garvin – Male Prostitute”
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Are the heads not shown in the photo because the dude’s head on the right has inflated to a gargantuan cartoon head? I would worry about the pressure buildup releasing somewhere else. New meaning to “he blew a seal”.
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