My View of Life on the Dock
Muffy’ White Organizing and Styling’s Hot Mess Team Mascot Wants You There-
First Round Opponent Mamie’s Kitchen Muffintops Are Looking To Mop Up Muffy’s Hot Mess-
A Holy War For The Ages As the Battle Lines Have Been Drawn!
Hope To See Our FOB’s there to cheer on Our Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers!
Event Details Including Directions To The farm Bar and Grille Here
Local Tom Bruno Has Another Free Book In The Kindle Store (it’s only free this weekend)- High Tide
Tom also has a blog you can check out- The Jersey Exile
If any of our outher GMG FOB’s went to the race send in your pics and we’ll post ’em.
Gloucester 67 wins over Marblehead 54
Click Panorama Photo Below For Full Screen Images
Teams Should Show Up No Later Than 11:30AM For Registration,T-Shirt Distribution and Going Over The Rules. We are aiming for a 12PM Start in the first round.
Map To The Farm Bar and Grille-
click map for interactive google map and directions-
Yeah that’s right Gator says. We’re having our strategy session right up in your joint!
Can you say cuckhold?
Canadian Bacon Captain Hozar is Not Amused
You Would Have To Be A Real Dope Not To Get Your Ass Off The Couch and Come Witness The Spectacle. Come Have Some Fun With Us, Spectators Get $5 Pulled Pork Sandwich, Soda and Snack Lunches!
Just got this video from an anonymous source. Looks like they want in…
This is the letter they dropped off with it:
“Me and my boy gonna enter that competition bikini underwear thing. We don’t know what it is but we be dodgen stuff all the time (snowballs, bottles, bullets, busted women that are all up on us). We’re called “Team Deralick Our Motha%&$!!@$% Dodgeballs” it’s been our street/team name for years and years. It’s only the 2 of us but we are good and don’t need any more people…we also can’t find anybody that is looking for teammates. We’ll put an ad on craigslist if we gotta. Otherwise the two of us are real real good. We are ready, our uniforms are what you see – it’s normally how we roll too. How much we win if we win?”
-See you on the court.
ANY MORE DETAILS CAN BE FOUND HERE ON THE EVENT PAGE
Profits from the entry fees go to NextStep a charity that helps teens and young adults with life threatening diseases
These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizing and Manchester Athletic Club Hot Mess, Christina Sanchez’ Dirty Dodgers, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Not In The Face
The Splendor of Asia – Photographs
An exhibit of photos from Nepal and India is up at Lone Gull Coffeehouse at Gloucester main st. Holding the Buddha’s nose – Virtue or Misdeed? and other beautiful images are on display in the month of March. Come around and let Jurek Schreiner’s colorful glimpses of Asia infuse some warmth in you during these cold and grey days. Click here to get a taste of them online.
Rules of the 2012 bikini/speedo Dodgeball tournament
All 5 team members will start by lining up against the back of their side of the court,
5 balls will be distributed across the center line (2 large kickball style balls, and 3
smaller “stingers”)
On the ref’s whistle, teams can race to the center to claim the balls; those who get balls
must retreat to the back wall again before throwing their first ball. Balls thrown before
that will not count.
Balls that bit the ground first or the side of the court are dead, and do not count for outs if
they then hit a player.
If a player is holding a ball, they can use it to block other balls thrown at them.
If you are hit by a ball or your throw is caught cleanly by a member of the opposite team,
you are out, and must immediately stand in the side court area in the order you were hit.
If a player catches a ball, one player from their team who is already out in the side court
area can come back in the game. (follow the order of outs, the first one who was out is
the first back in, etc.)
No head hunting. Balls thrown at the face will not count as outs and the thrower will be
warned.
Balls that fly out of the court will be retrieved and returned to the side of the court where
they went out of bounds.
Once all 5 players from a team are out, the match is over.
This is a great event for a great cause… have fun!!
Joey, this news just came over the wire about Sunday’s event.
Late-breaking news: MAC ups the ante!
This just in: Manchester Athletic Club has upped the ante for Sunday’s Bikini-Speedo Dodgeball event, doubling the entry fee for Muffy White’s Hot Mess team that will benefit Next Step.
Just as bets before a horse race flow toward the favorite, the smart money before this Sunday’s event is lining up behind the Hot Mess squad. The MAC had held back on making its support public in an effort not to intimidate the other teams, especially the other so-called “gyms” in the event.
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Muffy White
http://www.muffywhite.com
“It’s never too late to be who you might have been.”
Mary Anne Evans, aka George Eliot (1819-1880)
Among the finest novelists of the Victorian Age, Evans chose a masculine pen name in order that her work would be taken more seriously by the male-dominated literati, and to keep her private life, including a twenty year relationship with a married man, private. Her novels Adam Bede, The Mill on the Floss, Silas Marner, and especially Middlemarch, are regarded as masterful descriptions of life in provincial England with great insight into the psychological drama of everyday life.
After witnessing the Team Canadian Bacon’s Hozar Pre-Bikini Speedo Dodgeball workout American Bacon Captain Gator, a Pig Farmer from Down South sends in this magnificent reply. Seething with pent up aggression, this promises to be an epic battle for the ages!
This in reply to Canadian Bacon’s Hozar workout just two days prior.
Who Ya Got Going Deeper Into The 2nd Annual GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament?
For The Details-
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
Also you may want to get to the Farm Early and you can view this parking plan for alternative parking arrangements. The action starts at noon.
Also we have this from Bill Kubicek Founder and Executive Director Of www.NextStep.org the charity we will be donating the profits from the entry fees and 50/50 raffle to.
My name is Bill Kubicek, I am the Executive Director and founder of Next Step, the charity that is benefiting from the 2nd Annual Bikini & Dodgeball tournament. After reading the considerable smack talk and seeing the photos of past events I have only one thing to say…. I have never been so grateful for mass hysteria and shameless exposure for the common good. I am looking forward to comparing all of your 6 packs on Sunday. Thanks Everyone.
There’s no need to guess what the weather’s like in G-Town when we have over 20 webcams all on one portal with links to the individual businesses that installed them right at your fingertips.
Bookmark http://www.gloucesterwebcam.com to View Over Twenty Gloucester and Rockport Webcams.
Special thanks and shout out to Tim Blakeley from www.gloucesterbytes who severely discounted his rates to install many of the webcams and make the site what it is.
Caherine Ryan submits-
We have amazing teachers. Kurt Lichtenwald teaches engineering, technology, robotics (with support from Gloucester Education Foundation), and physics at Gloucester High School . Here are some photos of a STEMsapalooza day at East Gloucester Elementary. Kurt Lichtenwald brought 34 high school students for a full day to get the younger students excited about science, technology, engineering and math. His high school students ran learning stations that showcased their own engineering work. That’s infrared writing you see featured in the first slide and Kurt (he’s the guy in the suit); there were also plenty of remote controlled customized robotics and clever science experiments that had action packed hands on science (buoyancy, Gas Laws, etc). All grades were enthralled.
See that second slide? They could use any of these batteries if you have some and don’t need them any longer. It’s amazing what they invent with a little power juice!
Museum presents Family Fun Day on the second Saturday of the month
The Cape Ann Museum is pleased to present a drop-in program for families with young children on the second Saturday of each month. Family fun day includes free admission for family members all day, family gallery guides for our exhibitions, art and history activities in the education room throughout the day. Stop by on Saturday, March 10, 2012 to Celebrate Women’s History Month!
Museum docents will be located throughout the galleries from 10:30-12:30 to talk about women on Cape Ann from artists and artisans to women in the workplace. Families will be given a scavenger hunt to complete using both the information in the docent talks and their own exploration of the galleries. There will be art and history activities in the Education Room celebrating women on Cape Ann including historic photographs, creating prints like Virginia Lee Burton Demetrios and the Folly Cove Designers, painting like Nell Blaine, and creating fabric art like Clara Wainwright.
The Cape Ann Museum is located at 27 Pleasant Street in Gloucester. Hours are Tuesday through Saturday from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. The Museum is closed on Mondays, and on major holidays. Admission is $10.00 adults, $8.00 Cape Ann residents, students and seniors. Children under 12 and Museum members are free. The Museum is wheelchair accessible. For more information please call: (978) 283-0455. Additional information can be found online atwww.capeannmuseum.org.
Seventy-five sixth, seventh, and eighth grade students are in the cast and crew (please see the enclosed cast/crew list for names of students in the show, which has been double cast). Students have been rehearsing for an hour after school twice a week since September. Audiences are sure to be impressed and inspired by the talent and exuberance radiated by our young performers as they sing, dance, and act out this heartwarming story. The performances are an excellent showcase of the end product of our Performing Arts Department’s elective after school training programs in the disciplines of Music (Chorus), Dance, and Theatre.
In addition to being sold at school lunches, tickets ($5 students/seniors & $7 adults) go on sale a half hour before show time.
Go get yourself an incredibly tasty breakfast at Fort Square Café and if you are in need of a birthday present or gift you can pick up one of my DVD’s.
Heidi was in the process of making three different types of cheesecakes that looked RE DIC U LOUS!!!! And look, we even good Ellen in a picture.
Cheese cakes ready for the oven!
Good Morning Gloucester 