After batting a thousand for years and years my favorite brand has failed me with the most unholy of personal violations- a lobster roll abomination. Bonus: Previous lobster roll undressings dating back to 2010

Those that know and love the blog and have been with us through the years know every summer we expose the worst in the country lobster roll violations.

Little did I know that this year it would come from none other than my favorite brand.

Please for the love of god people, understand that the lobster roll is the most perfect of foods in its purest form. The simplicity, the perfection of the lobster meat, split top bun and either Mayo or butter. Everything else is a major violation not least of all being green leafy filler.

Previous abominations over the years-

JUST WHEN I GET OUT OF THE LOBSTER ROLL RATING GAME, ONE SO HORRENDOUS COMES ALONG THAT IT PULLS ME BACK IN.

Posted on October 19, 2018 by Joey Ciaramitaro

THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN AWESOME LOBSTER ROLL BUT IT MISSES ON JUST A COUPLE KEY POINTS.

Posted on March 22, 2018 by Joey Ciaramitaro

IN ALL THE YEARS OF READING DUMB “BEST LOBSTER ROLL” ARTICLES I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN ABORTION AS THE ONE LAURIE WILSON WROTE FOR OPEN TABLE

Posted on June 18, 2017 by Joey Ciaramitaro

PULLED PORK LOBSTER ROLL? GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Joey Ciaramitaro

RATING AND RANTING- THE LOBSTER ROLLS FROM TASTING TABLE’S LOBSTER ROLL RUMBLE

Posted on June 9, 2013 by Joey Ciaramitaro

A PREEMPTIVE LOBSTER ROLL REFRESHER COURSE BEFORE ANYONE GETS ALL CRAZY

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Joey Ciaramitaro

BASTARDIZED LOBSTER ROLL ON TAP TODAY AT GLOUCESTER GOURMET

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Joey Ciaramitaro

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? ANOTHER LOBSTER ROLL DISASTER FROM SOME BROADS IN CALIFORNIA

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Joey Ciaramitaro

AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE- HOW TO F^@K UP A LOBSTER ROLL

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Joey Ciaramitaro