Between my fear of heights and my fear of animans this never would have happened to me.

First of all I never would have been standing on something over two feet off the ground without some type of handle or something.  Second of all animals want to kill and eat you.  So, no, I’ll never have to worry about being in this type of situation.  I’ll be in the cafe on the second floor overlooking all the suckers getting maimed by bulls while I drink a beer.

That’s how I roll sucka.

2 thoughts on “Between my fear of heights and my fear of animans this never would have happened to me.

  1. There used to be a big bull up at days farm if he saw you crossing the field you better be quick or find a place to hide out. He chased us one day we got to the old 1950’s truck that was sitting in a field facing the pond. And boom head butted the truck and we had to sit in there for about an hour before he finally wandered off!! :-O

    P.S. After this encounter always scanned the field first and anytime a cow started getting up or you saw him just didn’t test it. Most times he was by himself in another field or in the barn – so then the other “cows dairy were pretty tame.”…Breeding season wide berth of all moody then!! 🙂

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