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17 thoughts on “Yep, the duck is going down!”
Homie says- “Do it already. Execute that stupid duck.”
Ah, I had narrowed it down to Alicia who looked so suspicious as I placed Rubber Duck down next to the microphone.
But it is the cherubic furry bear who was the duck napper this time. I got a question for you Craig but I know the answer is negative. You have never had a flu shot have you? You did not see me inoculate Rubber Duck? (See photo below.)
That pink fluid is actually not the flu vaccine. It is a slow acting virus that will cause anyone in long term close proximity of RD to lose their skin. Can you say necrotic and debreeded? Your doctor will and soon. The antidote is a quadrivalent flu vaccine shot. But it you pop her head off it is Katy bar the door bobsled to an invitation to work on the cast of the Walking Dead..
But you have been in the presence of RD for over three days so even the flu vaccine will not help you. I will trade antidote for Rubber Duck but I forgot to buy a pumpkin for Halloween. Please drop off RD and a large vegetable on my front porch and you will be able to keep your skin intact. Or you could save money on a Halloween costume and go as a Zombie!
And if you have any thought of dressing the Rubber Duck up in a Clown Costume for Halloween please check the ingredients of any cosmetics you apply to her. She gets a wicked rash unless you use free range organic cherry red lipstick.
She is also highly flammable. Keep away from open flame, lit Jack o’ lanterns etc. or she’ll burst into flames like an Antares rocket.
What should we do to the Rubber Duck?
1) Light her on fire.
2) Cut her head off and stick a rotten herring down her neck.
3) Drag her behind the GMGmobile until she is a small fuzzy gum drop.
4) Light her on fire and stick her in a pumpkin.
My poll would be:
1) Allow Rubber Duck to spread peace and love throughout the land.
2) Let Rubber Duck create a fund for people who suffer from flexilis anatidaephobia.
3) Reunite Rubber Duck and Homie.
4) Let Rubber Duck and Homie get married with Craig and Joey as the Ball-less Bridesmaids.
Got any sack? Create a poll with that last one and go start picking out a fuchsia cocktail dress with yellow rubber duck trim.
My sincerest apologies Alicia. If you look at Marty’s movie post of the podcast and focus on right around 21 seconds from the start I place the yellow duck down. You are looking at the rubber duck and the next second she has vanished.
would not fire work the best? Paul and his little duck! kill the duck and lets watch Paul walk around town sad for the next few years! all ducks must die….
Good Morning Gloucester 
Homie says- “Do it already. Execute that stupid duck.”
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Me and my constituates may indeed do just that. I’ve been recruited to exterminate, but I may have to put up a public poll to get the peoples voice.
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Great idea about the poll but make my vote count 100
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Ouch!
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Ah, I had narrowed it down to Alicia who looked so suspicious as I placed Rubber Duck down next to the microphone.
But it is the cherubic furry bear who was the duck napper this time. I got a question for you Craig but I know the answer is negative. You have never had a flu shot have you? You did not see me inoculate Rubber Duck? (See photo below.)
That pink fluid is actually not the flu vaccine. It is a slow acting virus that will cause anyone in long term close proximity of RD to lose their skin. Can you say necrotic and debreeded? Your doctor will and soon. The antidote is a quadrivalent flu vaccine shot. But it you pop her head off it is Katy bar the door bobsled to an invitation to work on the cast of the Walking Dead..
But you have been in the presence of RD for over three days so even the flu vaccine will not help you. I will trade antidote for Rubber Duck but I forgot to buy a pumpkin for Halloween. Please drop off RD and a large vegetable on my front porch and you will be able to keep your skin intact. Or you could save money on a Halloween costume and go as a Zombie!
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Nice try Dr. Duck, but I smell something “foul” in the air. This lil ducky is going up the river, very soon!!! STAY TUNED FOR HER FATE!
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And if you have any thought of dressing the Rubber Duck up in a Clown Costume for Halloween please check the ingredients of any cosmetics you apply to her. She gets a wicked rash unless you use free range organic cherry red lipstick.
She is also highly flammable. Keep away from open flame, lit Jack o’ lanterns etc. or she’ll burst into flames like an Antares rocket.
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what the duck is wrong with you guys? Cant we all just get along? lol
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Heters gotta hate. Rubber Duck haters just gotta get over their flexilis anatidaephobia.
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OH PLEASE MISTER DUCK NAPPER PLEASE DO NOT TIE POOR LITTLE DEFENSELESS RUBBER DUCK TO A DRONE AND FLY IT OVER MY HOUSE!!
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It’s already happened…and it didn’t go well….for the little quaker.
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I can see the poll now. Craig and Joey’s poll:
What should we do to the Rubber Duck?
1) Light her on fire.
2) Cut her head off and stick a rotten herring down her neck.
3) Drag her behind the GMGmobile until she is a small fuzzy gum drop.
4) Light her on fire and stick her in a pumpkin.
My poll would be:
1) Allow Rubber Duck to spread peace and love throughout the land.
2) Let Rubber Duck create a fund for people who suffer from flexilis anatidaephobia.
3) Reunite Rubber Duck and Homie.
4) Let Rubber Duck and Homie get married with Craig and Joey as the Ball-less Bridesmaids.
Got any sack? Create a poll with that last one and go start picking out a fuchsia cocktail dress with yellow rubber duck trim.
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Wait, you are turning Rubber Duck into a little Quaker?
That’s just weird. Will she have to return her iPhone and button up her pants from now on?
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hey now! i dont like when my name gets thrown in there! im innocent i tell ya!
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My sincerest apologies Alicia. If you look at Marty’s movie post of the podcast and focus on right around 21 seconds from the start I place the yellow duck down. You are looking at the rubber duck and the next second she has vanished.
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Is the Duck running for any public office? Please keep me posted…She? has gets my vote.
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would not fire work the best? Paul and his little duck! kill the duck and lets watch Paul walk around town sad for the next few years! all ducks must die….
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