RUBBER DUCK ARMY ASSEMBLING ON THE ISLAND in a secret location. Homie is on sentry duty.

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88 Rubber Duck sisters form the Rubber Duck Army. We have a Navy. We have NERF guns. We know this island like the back of our rubber wing. You cannot hide. Because the secret to our success? We have way too much time on our hands. FREE RUBBER DUCK! FREE RUBBER DUCK!

3 thoughts on “RUBBER DUCK ARMY ASSEMBLING ON THE ISLAND in a secret location. Homie is on sentry duty.

  1. Formidable, but I don’t think that is going to work, Paul. I think you need to park one of those massive rubber ducks at the dock, staring in at Joey and preventing any lobster boats from offloading. I bet that would get RD released quick.

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    1. You are revealing my plans but the more Joey knows the more he will sweat. I plan on playing upon his Flexilis anatidaephobia until he breaks. Luckily I am attending a scientific conference in Gloucester all week so I can slip over to the dock each evening and plant rubber ducks. Everywhere he looks there will be a rubber duck staring at him.

      Joey at work this week:

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