And now you can kiss my A$$ goodbye part 2 Goodbye GMG Nice knowing you. Hello Warm Sands!
This is why;
HELLO MY DEAR,
PLEASE I NEED YOUR assistance.
I want you to patiently read this offer. I am mrs. Victoria Yaron Mamadou, the wife to the deceased former Head of Delegation to the World Bank in West Africa. My husband was the linkman between the Organization for Petroleum Exporting Countries – OPEC and the petroleum sector in a West African country. He also attends OPEC meetings constantly in Geneva before his death caused by cardiac arrest in our home town.
Through the sale of our allocated oil quota in OPEC, he was able to make ($12.million USD) (TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)I want you to assist me to claim this money as i cannot claim it directly because he made the deposit as a fund belonging to his business associate in order not to raise eyebrow since he was a civil servant during that time, and the code of conduct bureau forbids him or his wife to acquire such amount of money. It is on this basis that I am contacting you for assistance, if you will be interested, claim documents will been processed and sent to you. The documents with which the fund is deposited will be amended to reflect you as the beneficiary so that you will be eligible to collect the fund as his business associate.
You shall be entitled to 30% of the total funds while the rest will be given to me on arrival in your country for the up keeping of my only son and for further investment under your kind control there in your country as I can not be able to do any investment here in West Africa due to the origin of the said fund. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is risk free and doesn’t have any negative implication. You should not entertain any fear as all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of this fund have been finalized. If you can conveniently assure me of your ability to keep this business very secret and confidential, you can write back to me for further details. I am waiting for your fast mail as soon as you read this mail for more information.
Thanks and best regards to your family.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Victoria Yaron.
Good Morning Gloucester 
You’re gonna be rich!!!!
What could possibly go wrong? Sounds like a sure thing to me.
Oh, and make sure to wire any funds she asks for right away. You wouldn’t want someone else to get in on the action.
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LOL Paul–Everyday!!
I think I’ll join you on those warm sands, what with my daily “winning offer from parts and people unknown.” We must be billionaires at least a hundred times over!
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everyone will be welcomed if it becomes true!
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Is this the first time you’ve seen one of these? I must get 40 of these a week for the past 10 years.
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JUST GO WITH IT LESTER.
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And be sure to give her your bank and credit card account numbers, your SSN, and your first-born child. You’ll be so-o-o-o- rich!
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I think you blew it Paul. You put it up on GMG after Mrs. Yaron specifically said: “If you can conveniently assure me of your ability to keep this business very secret and confidential, you can write back to me for further details.” I don’t think she would be happy to know that you blabbed her special arrangement with you all over GMGLand.
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Please EJ!
Nobody reads GMG!
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Ha ha ha. Au Contraire!
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Well done EJ!! I hadn’t thought about that!
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Sounds like she’s in a real pickle!
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I’ll miss this blog unless you are going to continue doing it from the warm sands.
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Hate to be the bearer of bad news but -Delete it’s a scam – I have received the same email along with countless others world-wide – Paul it’s good that you shared this GMG.
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