Authentic Greasy Pole!

Schmoopie writes-

Good Morning Joey,

Merry Christmas!

Here’s the email I’ve been promising you. 

I have come up with a Fiesta Committee Approved way to help contribute to the Greasy Pole Rebuild Fund…

AUTHENTIC Greasy Pole!  I’ve attached a couple of pictures as well as a link to my video with Santa and special guest stars called "Message in a Greasy Bottle". 

AUTHENTIC Greasy Dust Bottles cost $12.00 and each Certificate of Authenticity is numbered!  Viva!

4 thoughts on “Authentic Greasy Pole!

  1. While Rubber Duck was swimming around the greasy pole as it was chainsawed and towed away she came upon a large chunk. If the Fiesta Committee needs more authentic chunks RD can turn her piece in to the proper authorities.

    Rubber Duck will submit a notarized unbroken chain of ownership evidence letter to ensure that the wood did in fact come from the greasy pole.

    Photo of RD inspecting the greasy pole deconstruction: http://bit.ly/uxBzux

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