True or False

Adam Bolonsky submits-

Poll: the following story is true or false:


True: I was there and I saw it happen. We made frogs’ legs stew out of the frogs stuck in the mud 

False: no way a 12-gauge shotgun could scare that many seagulls

Probably true: winters in Gloucester were a hell of a lot colder back then. Most winters kids from Magnolia iceskated to GHS by way of Normans Woe and the Blynman Canal

Reporting in the Gloucester Daily Times more than a few years back, none other than Joe Garland was accosted downtown by Ray Davis, deliveryman for the Railroad Avenue Market:

Ray jabbed a finger in my chest and asked why I didn’t mention the day Niles Pond disappeared. 

“You mean the day back in the twenties when Jack Prentiss tried to drain it to under twenty acres so it wouldn’t qualify as a Great Pond and he could claim if for his private puddle?

“Naw,” said Davis. “This was way back, a terrible hard winter. Niles froze right deep. Came on so fast an awful crowd of gulls there got their feet froze in. Next morning one of the guys was tramping through that way, and thought mebbe he could save ’em if he could scare ’em off.

“So he went home and got his twelve-gauge shotgun and went back and fired both barrels up in the air. Them gulls all started flying at once, and they lifted the whole of Niles Pond right up off the bottom and flew away it over Brace Cove to the no’theast.”

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Updated! Photos of Fisherman/woman Statue from Scandinavia

This just in-

Hi Joey-

I  arrived home from Iceland last evening and was catching up on GMG posts when I saw that Sarah Clark had posted some great photos of other fisherman statues. She commented that she wished she had a GMG sticker when she had taken them so I must have taken this photo for her!

Best-Janet (Rice)

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Original email-

Sarah Clark submits-

Hi, Joey,
Here are a fisherman and fisherman’s wife statues from Alesund, Norway. Next to them are two views of the fishermen’s statue in Reykavik, Iceland. Wish I had thought to have a Good Morning Gloucester sticker when I took these!  Just thought folks in Gloucester might enjoy these.

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Community Photos 11/8/13

Hey Joey- Someone sent photos in from Marini Farms recently. Thought you
might like to see what the corn maze looks like from the air. It’s
surprisingly elaborate. I shot this from a helicopter a couple weeks
ago. Don’t worry about the copyright watermark if you’d care to to put
this on your GMG website!
Thanks-
Dave Stotzer

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Community Stuff 11/8/13

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Save the Date


Rockport High School DECA is sponsoring ……………

3rd Annual Sea Shells and Jingle Bells Holiday Inn and Home Kitchen Tour


Sunday, December 8, 2013

1-5 PM

6 Homes and 4 Inns on tour —all new locations

Tour starts at Rockport Inn and Suites 183 Main Street Rockport


Tickets available online at www.rhsdeca.com or at the Holiday PTO Fair on November 16.

Ticket prices: $20 in advance and $25 on the day of the event

For more information call 978-546-1234 or email slarsen@rpk12.org

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The Gloucester Writers Center presents Endicott Writers Night on Wednesday, November 20th 7:30 p.m., at the Rocky Neck Cultural Center. The featured writers are a group of students and professors from Endicott College who demonstrate the breadth of literary talent on campus.

Our first reader, Dan Sklar, is a creative writing professor at Endicott well known not only for his colorful poetry, stories and plays but also for his ability to inspire students through his positive attitude and free spirit. Recent publications include the Harvard Review, New York Quarterly, Ibbetson Street Press and The Art of the One-Act. His one act play Lycanthropy was produced at the Boston Theatre Marathon in 2012 and was reviewed by the Boston Globe. Ibbetson Street Press published Flying Cat (Actually Swooping) Poems, Stories and Plays this year.

Our next reader is Endicott student Meghan Perkins, well known around campus for her work ethic. She is scheduled to graduate with a B.A. in English and a minor in Environmental Studies in December 2013. She has been published in the Endicott Review, the Ibbetson Street Press, the Somerville News, the Small Press Review and the Gardener News. Post-graduation, she hopes to follow her goals of writing academically and creatively, helping the environment and traveling the world.

Our other student reader, Emily Pineau, is a junior whose poetry has appeared in the anthology, Like One: Poems For Boston, and in newspapers and literary journals such as the Somerville News, The Endicott Observer, The Endicott Review, Ibbetson Street Press, Muddy River Poetry Review, and Notes from the Gean:Monthly Haiku Journal. In 2012 her poem ,“I would for you” was nominated for a pushcart prize. In 2013 the Ibbetson Street Press published her poetry collection, No Need to Speak. The Aurorean chose No Need to Speak as the Editor’s Chap/ Book Choice to be featured in their October/2013 issue.

Our last featured reader is Doug Holder, a writing professor at Endicott College and Bunker Hill Community College in Boston. He is the founder of the Ibbetson Street Press and a well known writer in the metropolitan Boston area. His latest collection of poetry, Eating Greif at 3AM (Muddy River Books) was released in October of 2013. Holder’s poetry and prose have appeared in Rattle, Main St. Rag, Caesura, Long Island Quarterly, Toronto Quarterly, the new renaissance, the Café Re-view and others. He holds an M.A. in Literature from Harvard University.

After our four writers are finished reading there will be an open mic for all Endicott students who show up and would like to read. There will also be refreshments served.

The Gloucester Writers Center was founded in 2010 to save the late poet Vincent Ferrini’s home and turn it into a working writer’s center. Its mission is to preserve, promote, and celebrate Cape Ann’s rich literary legacy and to encourage writing in the belief that all voices count.  The Gloucester Center is “a working writers center in a working town. If you would like more information about what the Gloucester Writers Center does or any of the recent events, workshops and classes visit gloucesterwriters.org

Community Photos 11/7/13

Tug Boat Gloucester Marine Railways photo from Anthony Marks

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Back Shore 11-5-13 From Michelle Polito

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Halloween photo – Addison Gilbert Hospital

Food and Nutrition Staff at Addison Gilbert Hospital were ready for staff and their visitors

on Halloween in costume.  Everyone who has eaten the delicious meals prepared

by staff know their professional and caring personalities are available everyday of the

year; not just on Halloween!

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Cheryl Christo, Veronica Ellyson, Jill Carpenter and Jack Lombardo


Ginni Spencer submits-

I took this photo on Saturday morning (November 2nd) on Lobster
Cove.  I believe it is a Great Blue Heron — it was huge!
    Ginni Spencer

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Cape Ann Farmers Market Harvest Market

THANKSGIVING HARVEST MARKET

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23rd, 2013

9 am to Noon

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On Saturday, November 23rd, from 9 am to 12 p.m., the Cape Ann Farmers Market will host a Thanksgiving Harvest Market at the Gloucester Unitarian Universalist Church on 10 Church Street (on the corner of Middle and Church). Over 20 vendors, including Alprilla Farm, Trupiano Sausage, Herrick Farm, Seaview Farm Meats, & Craquelins Crackers, will be selling fresh produce, soups, baked goods, crafts, meats, cheese, herbs, smoked fish, pasta, and guacamole. All fresh, all local, in time for Thanksgiving dinner. 

An all-natural turkey, donated by Common Crow, will be raffled off to benefit the Farmers Market. 

The market is held in conjunction with other activities during the Middle Street Harvest Festival. Events, including concerts and a cupboard fair, will take place throughout the day at venues along Middle Street.

For more information go to www.CapeAnnFarmersMarket.org, or call Nicole Bogin at 978-290-2717.

More Fishermen’s Statues. This Time From Portugal

Matthew Parisi submits-

Joey,

I saw your post of the fisherman’s statues from Norway.  In Gloucester their are quite a few folks from Buarcos, Figueira da Foz, Portugal.  It’s where my Portuguese family came from.  Anyway, they have both a Fisherman’s statue and a Fisherman’s Wife statue.  Thought you would be interested!

Best regards,

Matt Parisi

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and here are the ones from Scandanavia we posted the other day-

Photos of Fisherman/woman Statue from Scandinavia

Posted on November 5, 2013 by Joey C

Community Stuff 11/7/13

2013 Rockport PTO Holiday Fair

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Innovation House

The EDIC is pleased to announce to the City that an Innovation House is going to be established in Gloucester.  The Innovation House is a creative concept developed by Mr. Jon von Tetzchner, the founder and former CEO of Opera Software (a web browser company that under Jon’s leadership grew to over 300 million users).  Last year Jon and his family moved to Gloucester and settled in Magnolia.  He has decided to acquire and convert the Inn Magnolia into his second Innovation House.  His first is in his homeland of Iceland.  The Iceland facility houses 18 early stage start-ups and Jon’s entrepreneurial efforts are also coordinated with a similar effort in Norway, where 60 start-ups are already housed.

His Gloucester Innovation House will be a place where Gloucester start-ups can get a beginning  within an environment that nurtures creativity and it will also be where European ventures might come to establish their first presence in the United States.  Jon is just completing the acquisition of the Inn Magnolia and internal modifications will need to be completed, but it will soon be operational.  

Jon’s decision to reside in Gloucester and establish one of his Innovation Houses here will be news literally heard around the world within the high tech internet business sector.  Our City should feel proud that the core of our heritage … Courage from our fishermen and Creativity from our artists … is also a description of the high tech entrepreneurial spirit.

It is very important to note that the Innovation House would not have come into existence without the impressive, professional support from many members of the City government team.  Jon’s requirements were unique and without the creativity and effort from the City the right solution would not have been found and eventually approved by the City Council.  In particular the EDIC and Jon thanks Mayor Kirk for her leadership and Jim Duggan, Tom Daniel, Gregg Cademartori, and Bill Sanborn for their knowledge and invaluable expertise. 

Thomas F. Gillett

Executive Director – Gloucester Economic Development and Industrial Corporation [EDIC]


Contra Dancers

Hi Joey,

Mary Barker stopped by and took some great photos at our last dance.  We want everyone to know that there is another contra dance on Sunday, November 10 at the Baptist Church on Gloucester Avenue.  The dancing starts at 7:00 following a 5:00 pot-luck supper.  The dancing is fun and appeals to all ages.  And it’s okay to come and just listen to the music.  All are welcome!  Come check it out!

Thanks for all you do!

Rose Sheehan

Cape Ann Contra Dance

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“A Sense of Place” — paintings by John and Pamela Lang Redick

November 5-30

Time & Tide at Post Road Framers, Route 1, Rowley

Opening Party!

Saturday, November 9 5-7pm

Contact: Kristina Brendel 978 238 8848

Do opposites really attract? Or do they just fit together so well that it seems that way? 

John and Pamela Lang Redick create art together, often side by side in the same location. But their paintings are as different in technique and style as can be. John’s free flowing paintings resemble marbleized paper, the liquid paint creating liquid images, most often of the ocean or mountain lakes. Pamela’s meticulously detailed paintings capture both natural man-made elements that might be overlooked by the casual observer, in her hand tree bark becomes mosaic.

The couple’s work is on display now through November 30 at Time & Tide at Post Road Framers in Rowley. The opening party on Saturday, November 9, 5-7pm, offers a chance to meet these fascinating artists and to see their intriguing artwork.

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In 1999, Senator Harry Reid, a survivor of his father’s suicide, introduced a new resolution to the United States Senate. With its passing, the US Congress designated the Saturday before American Thanksgiving as National Survivors of Suicide Day; a day in which friends and family of those who have died by suicide can join together for healing and support.

In recognition of suicide’s worldwide impact and that sites are organized on every continent, our program is called International Survivors of Suicide Day.

At hundreds of local gatherings on six continents, survivors of suicide loss gather together to remember their loved ones and offer each support.

At each of these community centered events, organizers show a 90 minute DVD created by AFSP that features the personal stories and advice of other survivors and psychiatric professionals.

Survivors of suicide loss are also able to watch from the comfort of their own homes, as we stream the program on our website.

To learn more about International Survivors of Suicide please visit www.afsp.org/survivorconference

There will be a gathering on Cape Ann this year:

November 23,2013 at Addison Gilbert Hospital, from 12 -3:00pm. Food and beverages will be served. A suggested donation of $15 will be received at the door.

To pre-register please contact the event facilitator: Anita Pandolfe Ruchman, Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner @ A Tender Place~Mind,Body,Spirit, Therapy. 978 546 6599, apr822@verizon.net.

I Would Like To Personally Torture The Crap Out Of The Inventor Who Designed Cold Capsule Packaging

 

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What kind of psychopath designed cold capsule packaging?  What type of punishment would be enough payback for this rotten bastard?

They should create a new sport at the Olympics- line up a bunch of sick people and see who can get the goddamn capsules out of the packaging the fastest.  We can watch people get frustrated and snap while trying to get them open.

Old people must go apeshit trying to get these little fuckers free.

Somewhere the inventor who undoubtedly got paid bazillions of dollars coming up with the concept is laughing an insidious laugh knowing the pain, torture and humiliation he inflicted upon the world with his diabolical cold capsule packaging patent.

I picture him like Vector in Despicable Me vying to be the world’s number one villain.-

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Sicko.

James Dowd Breaks Down Our "unoffical" just-for-fun completely non-scientific poll (Surprise Our Margin Of Error Was Better Than Gallup)

James writes-

You guys aren’t going to believe this-

But your average margin of error for your “unofficial” just-for-fun completely non-scientific poll was 2.48.

That’s better than Rassmussen

That’s better than Gallup

The only four errors of the poll were, and I predicted two of these:

-undershooting Romero: anybody knows that the Godmother is Queen. A huge portion of her people don’t take online polls.

-overshooting Lundberg- He still did well, but your sample favoured him higher than reality.

-Kimberly was a fluke, possibly due to her association with GMG. Known online but not IRL perhaps

-Favazza fizzled. The surprise of the night. Don’t know what happened there.

BUT OTHERWISE THIS THING WAS SO FUCKING SPOT ON
And the two big errors were easy to spot.

Amazing!!!!

jamesdowd says:

Here is the spreadsheet where I take the raw GMG numbers and compare them on the left to the outcome. On the right, for fun, I took the GMG numbers and then try and “correct” them- I did this the day before the election to see how accurate I could be, if I could improve on the raw. It turns out, if you were betting- GMG came in at a 2.48 margin of error, and my “corrected” numbers at 3.78 in the candidate-based questions. You would have been better off going with the GMG raw even thought it had some obvious errors like the Romero whiff and over-reporting/under-reporting support for some school committee candidates. GMG also loved it some Lundberg more than the rest of Glocuester, but it didn’t matter in the outcome.

My hypotheses as to why this is revolves around the fact that GMG probably accurately reflects the opinions of a large class of “likely voters” and is therefore more likely to push through the noise with it’s large sample size. It’s limits might be that it underepresents SoRo (south of the Rotary) to the favor of Eglo, Magnolia, Wheeler’s and outsiders. But still- 2.48? Amazingly close predictor.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhVO8clhfCxjdGh5aWRvV2xOdVBjWElyWmxzS1RtcHc&usp=sharing#gid=0

Heidi Wakeman and Family Represent! At Gillette

Hey Joey-

My husband, son and I went to see the NE Revolution play their first of two games against Sporting Kansas City.  The Rev’s won, 2-1!

MLS games are a bargain:  23 bucks a ticket & free parking!

Thanks!

Heidi Wakeman

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Community Stuff 11/6/13

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Feast! – A show celebrating the art of gathering and eating, opens November 7th at Flatrocks Gallery. Our walls are stuffed with a smorgasbord of artists to whet your appetite for the holidays. We collected the finest locally made tablewares in clay, metal, wood, glass and linen to bring your table to life. Our special guest ‘Rabelais’ Fine Books on Food & Drink, will be offering rare and historical cookbooks, menus and food posters.

And gather we shall – hosting Don Lindgren proprietor of Rabelais for a talk on “Feasting: A Look at Some Grand Meals”; for a weekend of fundraising;  with an evening of song;  and of course, for our usual bacchanal opening of the show. Join us for all the joys of the season –

Bon Appetite!

Feast! opens November 7th and runs through December 29th.

Nov. 9   6-8p  An Opening reception

Nov. 21  7:30 pm  “A Look at Some Grand Meals”- talk by Don Lindgren

Dec. 14 &15  A Fundraising weekend

Dec. 22  4-6  Songs of Joy & Peace

Flatrocks Gallery 77 Langsford St/Rt 127  Gloucester, MA

Open Thu-Sun 12-5pm (& by appt) 978-879-4683

Beet :photograph by Paul Cary Goldberg

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Gloucester Stroke Club meeting Thursday, November 7th at 7 pm,  Addison Gilbert Hospital, 298 Washington St., Longan Room, Front Entrance. Registered Dietitian, Birana Caruccio will be the guest speaker.

Topic will be good nutrition. Refreshments. All are welcome, especially Stroke survivors, caregivers , families and friends. For more information  please call Cynthia 978-283-2633 or Virginia 978-283-3968. 

Submitted by Virginia R. McKinnon, 2 Stanwood Terrace, Gloucester, MA

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Hello!
This Thursday, November 7, at 7pm I’m giving a talk on my new book, The Art of Negotiation: How to Improvise Agreement in a Chaotic World.
The event, sponsored by the Bookstore in Gloucester and the Rocky Neck Cultural Center, will be at the latter’s wonderful facility at 6 Wonson Street, Gloucester.They’re just beyond the small causeway going over to the Neck. There’s public parking nearby.
Rather than read from the book, I’ll provide a multi-media glimpse of the work on which it’s based, including:

  • A revealing study with psychologist Kim Leary on why many people feel anxious about negotiating;
  • Interviews with great negotiators like UN trouble-shooter Lakhdar Brahimi and former Senator George Mitchell, who mediated the Good Friday Accords in Northern Ireland; and
  • Surprising lessons I’ve learned from master improvisers in other realms, including trumpeter Wynton Marsalis and the visionary artists, Christo and Jeanne Claude.

I’m looking forward to seeing friends and neighbors and sharing what I’ve learned about negotiation over the years (and what still puzzles me). We’ll have wine, soft drinks, and light refreshments. I hope you can come!
Mike Wheeler

Join Us:
Thursday, November 7th at 7pm
ROCKY NECK CULTURAL CENTER
6 Wonson Street
Gloucester, MA 01930

THE ART OF NEGOTIATION:

How to Improvise Agreement in a Chaotic World
Michael Wheeler

Harvard Business School & the Program on Negotiation

Rudder Aliens. Who Knows What The Heck These Things Are?

Hi Joey,

Nick and I have a good question for you and the FOBs, espesh Mary Kay:

Nick hauled out our friend’s boat from his mooring near the State fish pier recently, and after getting it to their yard found these very creepy, prehistoric, alien looking living creatures on the rudder. 

What the heck are they?!

Mary Kay: Help!

Thanks Joey,

Linn and Nick

Poll- Should Dogs Be Alowed Off Leash On Gloucester Beaches From Sepember 16th To April 30th?

In light of the petition to allow dogs off leash on Gloucester public beaches how do you feel about the subject?

Below the poll is the petition and where you can go to sign it.

Toby and I discuss it in this week’s podcast. You can listen to it by clicking on the icon here-

Please note: we have just been informed that the City of Gloucester will not accept the online petition. We therefore are asking that people take the time to sign paper petitions which are available in Gloucester at the following locations:

Animal Krackers

Petco

Last Stop Variety

Paws at Play

North Shore Veterinary Hospital

Cape Ann Veterinary Hospital

The undersigned hereby petition the City Council as follows and request changes to the beach ordinance 4-16a.
Currently it reads:

Sec. 4-16a. Dogs prohibited on beaches at certain times.

Dogs shall be prohibited from public beaches from May 1 to September 15, annually. Dogs shall be allowed on public beaches from September 16 to April 30, annually, and shall be under the control of the owner or keeper.
(Ord. No. 95-1998, § I, 7-7-1998; Ord. of 7-23-2002, § I)
We hearby petition to amend ordinance 4-16a to include:
Dogs may be permitted, during the above mentioned dates, on City of Gloucester beaches, off-leash and for the purpose of exercise.
A. The dog must be under visual and voice control by owner/guardian at all times.
B. All dogs must wear a collar with current tags.
C. All dogs must have current vaccinations and licenses.
D. As a condition of admission to beach areas, the owner/guardian of such dog shall use a suitable container or instrument to remove dog feces and shall dispose of it in waste containers provided for that purpose.
E. Aggressive dogs are not permitted. Owners are legally responsible for any injury caused by their dogs.
F. Dogs shall not be left unattended.
G. Female dogs in heat are not permitted.

H. Use of the beach by the dog shall constitute implied consent of the dog’s owner/guardian to all regulations and shall constitute a waiver of liability to the City of Gloucester and an agreement to protect, defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the City of Gloucester, its officials and employees for any injury or damage caused by a dog.


Read The Gloucester Daily Times Editorial Here-

November 5, 2013

Editorial: City’s dog restraint laws need fresh and thorough review

Gloucester Daily Times

Bullet Voting Explained

Bullet Voting Explained

We keep hearing on social media sites about bullet voting. What is it, why would I do it, and does it work?

Posted by Joe Obermaier , May 06, 2011 at 09:07 PM

Representing at Punkin Chunkin 2013

Hello Joey & Good Morning Gloucester!

Do you remember the pumpkin cannon & team members in front of Cape Ann Brewing Company during Fiesta? 

“American Chunker” actually broke the world record while I watched on Friday afternoon.  As the de facto  “home team” for Cape Ann  — Brian Labrie’s distance of 4,694.68 feet  has succeeded in bringing home the Gold…  Viva!!!    Enjoy the photos! 

Brian Labrie just moments after hitting the new record Friday afternoon…

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Brian representing GMG early Saturday morning…

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The presentation of the “trophy” following the end of competition Sunday afternoon…

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Rick Terselic, daughter Louise & son Anthony representing Good Morning Gloucester with the Evil Pumpkin Boy, a.k.a. Dennis…

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and here they were last year-

Rick Terselic Represents! At The World Championship Punkin Chunkin Competition in Bridgeville, Delaware

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Joey C

Community Stuff 11/5/13

Maritime Gloucester 2013 collage

Curtis Sarkin submits-

We had an amazing 2013 season! Our Museum and Aquarium will reopen in late May 2014, but be on the lookout for special winter programs, including maritime lectures and children’s activities.
While we are currently closed to the public, we’re busy visiting Cape Ann’s elementary schools and hosting field trips through our expanded Ocean Explorers program!

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SEACOAST NEWS

November 2013

Thank you to the Friends of Seacoast!

The Friends of Seacoast have recently provided our facility with a couple of wonderful foliage trips a lunch trip to Turner Hill and Russell’s Farm in Ipswich. A special Halloween Variety Show with exceptional entertainment provided by Big Smile Entertainment, Dinner Theater and weekly concerts.

The Friends of Seacoast enhance the resident’s lives at the Seacoast Nursing and Rehabilitation Center with hours of enjoyment by providing the finances needed for the special entertainment, supplies and community outings.

Any and all donations to “The Friends of Seacoast” are gratefully accepted.

The Cape Ann Museum received a grant from “Mass Humanities” and will be offering Seacoast an on going program from September 2013 through June 2014 called  “The Power of Place”

This artistic expression project will include poetry, painting

A museum tour and art demonstrations within the Seacoast facility.

We are looking forward to many upcoming events with the support of the Friends of Seacoast including A Veteran’s Day Celebration with Singer Sargent Dan Hart, Dinner Theater with entertainment and special foods, outings, weekly concerts and more……

The Holiday Bazaar is scheduled for Saturday, November 23, 9AM-2PM. Will Feature a Cookie Walk, Bake Sale, Raffle, White Elephants, Many craft vendors. Food and Fun for Everyone in the Community.

All Donations to white elephant table and bake sale will be accepted.

Alison Cox

Activities Director

GloucesterCast 11/03/13 With Guest Toby Pett and Host Joey Ciaramitaro

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GloucesterCast Podcast Taped 11/03/13 With Guest Toby Pett and Host Joey Ciaramitaro

Topics Include: Gloucester Beach Off Leash Petition, Should Gloucester Offer A Weekly Non Resident Beach Parking Pass?, Chanukah This Year, Jewish Holiday Food, Lou Reed, Visual Pollution, Which Ethnic Foods Can Be Considered A Ten

Bean Curds. Really?

So Kim Smith asks if I’d like her to pick up lunch today.  My cousin Joe Marcantonio a while back suggested I try out the Chinese restaurant on Washington St- Midori.

So wanting to step outside of the box a little I suggest to Kim Smith that she pick up something from Midori but not something deep fried and greasy.

She suggests some veggies with bean curds.

Now I ask you.  Who in the world would make this kind of suggestion outside of the obvious Kim Smith?

Bean curds?  As in some farmer feeds his cows beans and they collect the been laden feces and make it into bean curds?

Uhmmm no thanks Kim.  Think I’ll take a pass on the bean curds and veggies.

Bean curds?

Only commies eat bean curds.  Mark my words.  Next time you hear someone order bean curds in a restaurant you can rest assured they’re a commie.

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