If you’re gonna get a pet…

I’m not an animal person.  If you’ve been following the blog for any amount of time know this about me.  Even the cutest of dogs I see as a giant PITA whose only goal is to shed and be stinky and make it so you can’t go away because the dog has to be let out all the time or it’s gonna shit itself inside your house.  All the power to the dog people that wanna deal with that noise but for me if I was forced (gun at head) to get a pet it would be one of these Bearded Dragons.  Entertainment for hours.  I’d just stock the pantry with crickets and watch this Gladiator of death just work its way through dozens of tasty crickets. Now that’s a pet worth having.

4 thoughts on “If you’re gonna get a pet…

  1. Awesome, but if you’re not a pet person and want to give a pet like this a try, look into getting a praying mantis. We had one, and not only is it a real killer, it’s also just a bug and won’t live very long either way. Ours used to to watch us as we approached the large fish bowl we kept it in and would catch the crickets, sometimes two at a time, before they hit the ground.

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