It was a lovely but tense Mug Up this morning at YUPO Gallery. Paul Morrison arrived promptly with a bag filled with ransom demand fulfillment. Joey arrived late with Rubber Duck, but refused to release her to Paul, only allowing him a brief viewing of her to prove that she was unharmed (it was not Paul’s RD that had been crushed in the GE press after all). Joey told Paul that he needed to return to Mug Up next Saturday at 9:30am with more ranson, and he would come back again with Rubber Duck and the two “Kind” ducknappers, who would decide then if his ransom was sufficient to warrant RD’s release. This is dragging out much longer than any of us anticipated, and Paul was showing pronounced signs of tension and anxiety. We all pray he can hold out until next Saturday and that this ordeal will reach a satisfactory conclusion. Joey does seem to be enjoying making Paul squirm after all the times Paul has attempted to have RD usurp Homie’s rightful place as mascot of GMG. Karma can be tough.
Good Morning Gloucester 
Charable for sure 🙂 Amended some words -for duckie (Joke Only)
Section 26. Whoever, without lawful authority, forcibly or secretly confines or imprisons another “Duckie” within this commonwealth against “Duckies” will, or forcibly carries or sends such “Duckie” out of this commonwealth, or forcibly seizes and confines or inveigles or kidnaps another “Duckie”, with intent either to cause “Duckie” to be secretly confined or imprisoned in this commonwealth against “Duckies” will, or to cause him to be sent out of this commonwealth against “Duckies” will or in any way held to service against “Duckies” will, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state pond for not more than ten years or by a fine of not more than one thousand dollars and imprisonment in jail for not more than two years. Whoever commits any offence described in this section with the intent to extort money or other valuable thing thereby shall be punished by imprisonment in the state “Pond” for life or for any term of years. Or 100 lobsters on demand!! 🙂 Dave
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I love it! Thanks Dave
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Thank the commonwealth just changed some words for the punch line! 🙂 Dave
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Butt…butt…
In brief, I think we need a crack negotiator here.
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teeheehee
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