When did it all go so wrong for me and popcorn? I used to be able to pound down buckets of popcorn in my youth but now that I’m old as a mofo it seems I can’t eat two handfuls without getting fifteen kernels all stuck under my tongue, in between my teeth, all over the damn place.
Damn you popcorn.
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Yup and an un popped kernel will break your big back tooth = $1,200 bam!
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Try Quaker buttered popcorn flavored rice cakes. They are yummy, don’t have kernels, and are only 35 calories.
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Yup – good advice but my thoughts are moving toward: butter it ~ salt it ~ and pop it in the microwave ~ nononono ~ I promise to try it you way ~ a yummy 35 calories ~ ok I’ll do it ~
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Remember I saved you a dentist bill when I got the kernel out from under your gum
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I have twice had to go to the dentist for popcorn issues. Last time, I said to my dentist (who I adore so I shan’t name any names) I said, “dentists must make a lot of money on popcorn.” I was a little taken aback when he yelled gleefully, “It’s a gold mine!!!”
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Can’t be us – must be some sort of GMO popcorn! 😉
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Me too! Great idea (EJ) me and Quaker have been together this way by the roll and many flavors too! Oh yea and the movie theater and Popcorn 🙂
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