My boy The Rabbit posted over 8 pages of photos from our event which benefitted www.nextstepnet.org Click here to see all the photos
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CBS Boston Covers TheGMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament And Huge Props Go Out!
Huge huge props to the players, the sponsors, the SPECTATORS, the Farm staff, to www.NextStepnet.org , to our photographers the Rabbit, Kim Smith, Donna Ardizzoni, Craig Kimberley and David Cox, to media coverage from Fox News, CBS and Desi Smith from The Gloucester Daily Times, to my boy Frankie Gwynne, fantastic organizer Rebecca Linquata, Ryan Cox, Noah Goldstein, THE MAN Matty K on the music and someone that worked somewhat silently throughout the whole day and deserves a lot of recognition as well, Brad Atkinson who made sure everything was handled professionally operations wise.
Honestly everyone worked in concert and without one single element of that whole equation the event wouldn’t have been half of what it was. The whole thing just spiraled toward the sky with positive energy throughout the day with the fans feeding off of the music feeding off of the players feeding off the smoothness of the awesome Farm Staff feeding off the backing by the sponsors feeding off Bill from Next Step who as the head of that organization steps up to the mike and proceeds to tear away his sweats to belt out the National Anthem wearing nothing but his speedo and tie.
Good on all of you who came out and supported it- each and every one of you played a major role in its success!
(anyone know if that cameraman from Fox got laid?)
I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE THE VIDEOS!!!!!
click on the pic to check out the CBS Boston website-
These are the organizations who sponsored teams- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizing and Manchester Athletic Club Hot Mess, Christina Sanchez’ Dirty Dodgers, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Not In The Face
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EPIC. GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Off The Chains
If you missed it I truly feel sorry for you. Way Way More Pictures and Videos To Come. These From The Rabbit-
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Game Day! Bikini Speedo Dodgeball At The Farm Bar and Grille Noon Start Come Cheer On Your Favorite Team
Muffy’ White Organizing and Styling’s Hot Mess Team Mascot Wants You There-
First Round Opponent Mamie’s Kitchen Muffintops Are Looking To Mop Up Muffy’s Hot Mess-
A Holy War For The Ages As the Battle Lines Have Been Drawn!
Hope To See Our FOB’s there to cheer on Our Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers!
Event Details Including Directions To The farm Bar and Grille Here
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T Minus 1 Day- Tent Is Up- Court Is Ready Live Panorama Photos From The Farm Bar and Grille Day Before The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament
Click Panorama Photo Below For Full Screen Images
Teams Should Show Up No Later Than 11:30AM For Registration,T-Shirt Distribution and Going Over The Rules. We are aiming for a 12PM Start in the first round.
Map To The Farm Bar and Grille-
click map for interactive google map and directions-
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I’m not even sure what to say except- Dodgeball Sunday Noon Pulled Pork Bikinis Speedos Action Fun Music Beer Charity Farm Bar & Grille–Any Questions?
You Would Have To Be A Real Dope Not To Get Your Ass Off The Couch and Come Witness The Spectacle. Come Have Some Fun With Us, Spectators Get $5 Pulled Pork Sandwich, Soda and Snack Lunches!
Just got this video from an anonymous source. Looks like they want in…
This is the letter they dropped off with it:
“Me and my boy gonna enter that competition bikini underwear thing. We don’t know what it is but we be dodgen stuff all the time (snowballs, bottles, bullets, busted women that are all up on us). We’re called “Team Deralick Our Motha%&$!!@$% Dodgeballs” it’s been our street/team name for years and years. It’s only the 2 of us but we are good and don’t need any more people…we also can’t find anybody that is looking for teammates. We’ll put an ad on craigslist if we gotta. Otherwise the two of us are real real good. We are ready, our uniforms are what you see – it’s normally how we roll too. How much we win if we win?”
-See you on the court.
ANY MORE DETAILS CAN BE FOUND HERE ON THE EVENT PAGE
Profits from the entry fees go to NextStep a charity that helps teens and young adults with life threatening diseases
These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizing and Manchester Athletic Club Hot Mess, Christina Sanchez’ Dirty Dodgers, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Not In The Face
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Video- Mr Bentley From Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Squad "Ass With Class" Is Giving Back To The Littles, Tourney Rules and Brackets
Rules of the 2012 bikini/speedo Dodgeball tournament
All 5 team members will start by lining up against the back of their side of the court,
5 balls will be distributed across the center line (2 large kickball style balls, and 3
smaller “stingers”)
On the ref’s whistle, teams can race to the center to claim the balls; those who get balls
must retreat to the back wall again before throwing their first ball. Balls thrown before
that will not count.
Balls that bit the ground first or the side of the court are dead, and do not count for outs if
they then hit a player.
If a player is holding a ball, they can use it to block other balls thrown at them.
If you are hit by a ball or your throw is caught cleanly by a member of the opposite team,
you are out, and must immediately stand in the side court area in the order you were hit.
If a player catches a ball, one player from their team who is already out in the side court
area can come back in the game. (follow the order of outs, the first one who was out is
the first back in, etc.)
No head hunting. Balls thrown at the face will not count as outs and the thrower will be
warned.
Balls that fly out of the court will be retrieved and returned to the side of the court where
they went out of bounds.
Once all 5 players from a team are out, the match is over.
This is a great event for a great cause… have fun!!
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Late-breaking news: MAC ups the ante!
Joey, this news just came over the wire about Sunday’s event.
Late-breaking news: MAC ups the ante!
This just in: Manchester Athletic Club has upped the ante for Sunday’s Bikini-Speedo Dodgeball event, doubling the entry fee for Muffy White’s Hot Mess team that will benefit Next Step.
Just as bets before a horse race flow toward the favorite, the smart money before this Sunday’s event is lining up behind the Hot Mess squad. The MAC had held back on making its support public in an effort not to intimidate the other teams, especially the other so-called “gyms” in the event.
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Muffy White
http://www.muffywhite.com
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American Bacon Team Captain Gator Has A Few Choice Words For Arch Nemesis Hozar From Canadian Bacon
2 DAYS!!!
After witnessing the Team Canadian Bacon’s Hozar Pre-Bikini Speedo Dodgeball workout American Bacon Captain Gator, a Pig Farmer from Down South sends in this magnificent reply. Seething with pent up aggression, this promises to be an epic battle for the ages!
This in reply to Canadian Bacon’s Hozar workout just two days prior.
Who Ya Got Going Deeper Into The 2nd Annual GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament?
For The Details-
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
Also you may want to get to the Farm Early and you can view this parking plan for alternative parking arrangements. The action starts at noon.
Also we have this from Bill Kubicek Founder and Executive Director Of www.NextStep.org the charity we will be donating the profits from the entry fees and 50/50 raffle to.
My name is Bill Kubicek, I am the Executive Director and founder of Next Step, the charity that is benefiting from the 2nd Annual Bikini & Dodgeball tournament. After reading the considerable smack talk and seeing the photos of past events I have only one thing to say…. I have never been so grateful for mass hysteria and shameless exposure for the common good. I am looking forward to comparing all of your 6 packs on Sunday. Thanks Everyone.
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Shannon McCarthy and Rebecca Linquata With All You Need To Know About Bikini Speedo Dodgeball
DAYS!!!
It has come to my attention that some people think that this is only a private event for the participants. THAT CAN’T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH!!! We want friends, we want family members we want total strangers to come and witness the spectacle that will be-
The 2012 GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!
Shannon and Rebecca come down to fill us in on what we can expect to see and what times stuff will be going off. Come hang with us!
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.
All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org
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Frankie "The Liberty Bullet" Gwynne Is Ready To Lead Team Red, White and Blue Balls Deep Into This Year’s Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!
You may remember this Dodgeball phenom from last year’s Bikini Speedo Dodgeball tournament when our boy Frankie debuted as “The Silver Bullet” but came up short in his quest for Dodgeball immortality.
But this year Frankie has re-focused and “re-branded” if you will as “The Liberty Bullet” and vows to lead his “Red White and Blue Balls” DEEP into the tournament.
Come on Down To The Farm Bar and Grille Sunday For What Will Be The Funnest Day You’ll Have All Year.
Ryan Cox has already put together a reduced price outdoor menu featuring the Farm’s incredible pulled pork sandwiches and more!
Check out The 2nd Annual Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Event Page Here
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Lauren Mears From Jungle Silkscreening Quote: “Our Balls Will Be Coming At You Hard And Fast”
DAYS!!!
Not one to mince words Lauren Mears From Team “Jungle Fever” representing Jungle Screen Printing in Ipswich MA has never been one to mince words.
Her quote to her opponents:
“Our Balls Will Be Coming At You Hard And Fast”
Lauren sends in these pics hot off the presses at Jungle of the printed TShirts Jungle donated for all 100 players in the 2012 GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament.
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Passports Restaurant Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Squad Models Just Arrived Speedos For Sunday’s Tournament
DAYS!
HAVE YOU CLEARED YOUR SCHEDULE TO WITNESS THE SPECTACLE THAT IS-
THE SECOND ANNUAL GMG/FARM BAR & GRILLE BIKINI SPEEDO DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT!
Shown Modeling The Canadian Bacon Speedo is Co-Captain “Party Favor”
When asked how he got his nickname “Party Favor” he replied “That’s what all my bitches call me down in P-Town.”
Erik Lorden AKA “Hozar” has complete faith in his lead dodgeballer “Party Favor” who will be running a ten mile road race just prior to the tournament on the Morning of March 4th.
One things for sure, team Canadian Bacon is coming to play!
Holla!
Bullzeye carries two Dodgeballs with her at all times as part of her training regimen.
Passports Canadian Bacon Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Co-Captain Hozar
Passports Canadian Bacon Will Be Facing Arch-Nemesis Dog Bar’s “American Bacon” Team in First Round Action. Be sure to come out Sunday at Noon to catch all the action!
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.
If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!
All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org
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GMG tribute To ‘Tek
If you’ve been an FOB for any amount of time you know that from the hundreds of interviews I perform from my desk that I frame my subjects with two of my favorite things hanging on the wall in our office- The New York Post Cover of ARod with the huge caption “A-Hole” and the framed print of Jason Varitek stuffing his mitt up in ARod’s grillpeice.
So the sports reporters will ask if his number deserves to be retired at Fenway to which I respond “Are you serious?”
Without his leadership and without this scene below igniting his team you don’t have a ring. Bottom line, end of story.
Well ‘Tek is retiring so I thought I’d just go back a bit and pull up a few of the interviews. I’m not sure if my interviewees are aware that’s how I frame my shots but in case you weren’t paying attention, here you go-
There’s way too many to list here but you can subscribe to the video feed and see videos that get uploaded to the GMG channel before they even get posted here if you subscribe here
Thanks for the memories ‘Tek!
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Craigslist For Perennials? Yeah Susan Kelly and Terese O’Connell Got That Covered at www.generousgardeners.com
Freshly Launched This is Just Brilliant For Sharing What’s Already In Your Garden or To Locate What You Would Like To Have In Your Garden!
This from Gloucester resident Susan-
What is your garden worth? “Find out by listing your extra plants, seeds and produce on our new website.” says co-founder and Gloucester resident Susan Kelly.
Gloucester gardeners now have an online site that lets them choose the option of selling, swapping or donating their extra plants, seeds or produce to other local gardeners. “We are so excited to be able to help gardeners make some extra money from plants right out of their own backyard.” says Kelly. GenerousGardeners.com uses Google maps to allow gardeners to find listings from neighbors, as well as list their own plants for discovery by local gardeners.
Started by two avid New England gardeners, one a long-time year round Gloucester resident, Generous Gardeners knows that gardeners love to share plants. This new website facilitates what has been common practice among gardening friends and garden clubs. It also includes an extensive plant database for propagation and maintenance information.
Gardeners can now start listing plants for sale, swap or donation on www.generousgardeners.com
Current plant donations are needed for the Second Annual Generous Gardeners Plant Sale benefiting the Gloucester Education Foundation. This year’s event will be held on Saturday, May 19th at Stage Fort Park, Gloucester, MA. Donating gardeners will receive a tax deductible receipt equal to the amount of their donated plant’s sale proceeds.
Last year the sale produced over $2,000 for the Gloucester Education Foundation (GEF), a nonprofit organization dedicated to making Gloucester one of the five best school districts in Massachusetts. For more info contact susan@generousgardeners.com
Susan Kelly
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Muffy White’s “Hot Mess” Has Had Enough of The Smack Talk From Mamie’s Kitchen Muffintops–This Dodgeball Match Sets Up As Classic Blue Collar vs Preppie Showdown
Muffy White’s “Hot Mess” has had enough of the disrespect from Mamie’s Kitchen Head Muffintop Alicia DeWolfe according to statements released yesterday-
Joey, We’ve been thinking about the dodgeball trash talk from Mamie’s Kitchen. Here’s our message to the Muffin Tops: We will crush you into a pile of (Speedo- and bikini-wearing) crumbs on the court. Bring it!
For More of The Smack Talk That’s been Going Down In Anticipation of The Second Annual Good Morning Gloucester/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Next Sunday March 4th-
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
Muffy White (left) and Erin McKay (right)
Former Pro Dodgeballers in Hungary
Muffy White Styling & Organizing
Team name: Hot Mess
"we are going to eat you alive…or your dodgeballs"
Muffy also forwards her entrance music for the match-
Prep-Unit Tea Partay
Also check out Muffy White of Muffy White’s Hot Mess Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Fame organizing’s website here-
Here’s a couple pictures from Mamie’s Kitchen killer breakfast joint across from St Ann’s Church and behind where Savour Wine and Cheese and Beach Gourmet Catering will be.
The Head Muffintop Alicia DeWolfe Doesn’t look Intimidated-
These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.
If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!
All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org
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What Community Is All About- Burnham’s Field Clean Up
John McElhenny writes-
Joey,
Seventeen people came to Burnham’s Field on Saturday morning to make the largest green space in central Gloucester a more beautiful place. Mission accomplished! They fixed a fence, erased graffiti, picked up litter and trimmed brush. Local businesses got into the act, too. Paulo, Catherine and Mauro from CleanPro, the Gloucester cleaning company, volunteered two hours of their time. Mamie’s Kitchen, a great little restaurant on Pleasant Street, gave free coffee and cookies to the volunteers. Ben’s Wallpaper & Paint donated paint.
Many of the volunteers came because they had seen the announcement on the blog – yet another example of GoodMorningGloucester bringing people together to do good things for Gloucester. A short time after the volunteers finished the clean-up, more than a dozen kids were playing on the newly cleaned up courts and field.
Thanks to all who came out!
John McElhenny
Holly Makowsky, a School Street resident, picks up litter alongside the basketball court at Burnham’s Field.
City Councilor Melissa Cox, whose ward includes Burnham’s Field, clears dead brush from next to the fence.
Mauro Silva (left) and Paulo Ferrari, Gloucester residents who work for CleanPro, sweep up broken glass on the basketball court.
Ed Collard fixes a fallen fence with help from Rich Bean (left) and Ron Gilson (in back). Ron was born in Gloucester during the Great Depression. Rich moved to Gloucester seven months ago. They met on Saturday and worked together to clean up Burnham’s Field.
Some of the volunteers who cleaned up Burnham’s Field on Saturday. Front row: Patti Amaral, Melissa Cox, Ron Gilson, Donna Ardizzoni. Back row: Rich Bean, Ed Collard, Bill Cox, Lindsay Welch.
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Brand Group International’s Tim Oullette Lands Crocs- Chooses Gloucester
Here is another example of a business that could do business anywhere but they choose Gloucester. Landing a huge international account with Crocs Apparel we sit down with the President of Brand Group International, Tim Oullette.
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Gloucester Real Estate Pick Of The Week From Kenny
Kenny MacCarthy forwards this pick of the week:
Here’s an awesome place that needs zero work by the looks of it and with views for $240,000
Here’s the remarks-
Remarks:
Above the clouds this spectacular condo is just steps to Boulevard. Panoramic waterviews from Cupola in this gorgeous 2 bed/2 bath residence offering a unique floor plan with ample room & all amenities. Terrific architectural details throughout. Residence was completely renovated & refurbished. Offers kitchen w/granite and stainless, custom cabinets & multiple built-ins. Outstanding value!
Are you one of our FOB’s that is dying to move here? Give my boy Kenny a call at (978) 758-0983 to go see it and hopefully we can have you here in G Town to celebrate all the fun things we do here. It’s Kenny who I do the GloucesterCast Podcast with and you can trust him to steer you right.
(978) 758-0983
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Let’s Not Mince Words- THE GOOD MORNING GLOUCESTER RUBBER RIPPERS DODGEBALL SQUAD IS GONNA TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!!
You Gotta Love The Odds For Our Team With Such Perennial Dodgeball All Stars Such As Menacing Mitch, D$, AJ the Animal, Slammin’ Sammie and 15 Year Michigan YMCA Intramural All State Dodgeball Champion Kurt Lubbers Leading the Charge!
Note: Other Teams May not To Witness this Video. We Don’t Want them To Soil Their Panties. Don’t Blame Me If You Click On It, You’ve Been Warned!
BRINGING THE HEAT!!!
FEAR THE RIPPERS!!!!
I hope to see all my GMG FOB’s at The Farm March 4th to Cheer wildly at The Farm Bar and Grille! I want Posterboards, I want bull horns, I want some serious support for our Fellow FOBs. I’m just gonna put it out there that if you don’t show up to have fun and cheer on our Rubber Rippers consider yourself crossed off my XMAS card list! (and you don’t want that do you?)
Let’s Go Over The Competition’s Weaknesses Shall We?
Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops– The Sugar Induced Coma After Ingesting Mamie’s Kitchen World’s Greatest Coffee Roll Will Make This Team a Pushover!
Passports Canadian Bacon– Too Pretty To be Taken Seriously
Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless– Inexperienced
The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class– Too Drunk To Compete
Saving Private Ryan and Wood– One Shot Of Knockabout Gin Will Send This Team Reeling
North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle– Seriously?
Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White – Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! The Only Shot This Team Has Is If The Glare From Their Pale Legs Blinds The Other Team, (or they die laughing first)
Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever– Woozy From Sniffing Ink- Non-Factor
Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides– BACsides are Gonna be blistered with Dodgeball marks
Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives– Farm Knives? Could we get a more effeminate sounding team name? You’re not scaring anyone in this competition!
Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls– More concerned about the team’s outfits than competing and Team captain needs to pull his head out of his ass and get back in the game!
Muffy White Organizings Hot Mess– The Uber Type A Muffy will be so encompassed trying to figure out the proper Dodgeball rules that they won’t be able to focus on pure play and will lead to Hot Mess’ demise.
Cape Ann Brewing Nacho Libre– Have you drank more than three Fisherman’s Brew? If you have you know that the impairment which ensues will be this team’s undoing.
Cross Fit Cape Ann Buns and Guns and Power Snatch– So Angry about Passports Call-Out they’ve lost all their focus
Dog Bar American Bacon – Andy Mullholland in a Speedo? Enough said.
Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot– More concerned with renovation, may be distracted!
Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!
If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!
All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org
Good Morning Gloucester 