Come On Down to the GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Event HAPPENING NOW Until 4:30!

Bill Kubicek ©Kim Smith 2013 copyEvil Knievil Bill Kubicek (and Next Step Director)

Bikini Speedo Dodgeball ©Kim Smith 2013

©Kim Smith 2013Bill Kubicek and Aria McElhenny

Aria John McElhenny ©KIm Smith 2013Aria and John McElhenny

Joey Ciaramitaro DJ Matt and Bill Kubicek ©Kim Smith 2013Joey Ciaramitaro, DJ Matt, and Bill Kubicek

GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Harlem Shake Video Featuring Bikini Speedo Dodgeballers Filmed Last Night!!

Filmed by Kim Smith During The GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Registration Party

Click here to follow along with the Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Facebook Page –

DODGEBALL IS THIS SATURDAY BE THERE AT CAMP SPINDRIFT!!!!!

HERE WE GO!

The Farm Bar & Grille and Good Morning Gloucester together with YMCA Camp Spindrift present the 3rd annual outdoor bikini/speedo dodgeball tournament to benefit Next Step, a charity that provides aid to children and young adults with life threatening illnesses www.nextstepnet.org

We’ve Got Balls. Dodgeballs That Is… Come To The Dodgeball Harlem Shake Taping/Registration Party At The Farm Wednesday Night!

The GMG/ Farm Bar and Grille 3rd Annual Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament.  This Year having outgrown the capacity of The Farm Bar and Grille and being Held At Camp Spindrift This Saturday at Camp Spindrift

All the info can be found at the event Facebook page (you don’t have to have Facebook to view it)-

Click here to follow along with the Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Facebook Page –

Dodgeballers and Friends of Dodgeballers Don’t Forget to Come To The Farm Wednesday Night To Pick Up Your Dry- Fit Technical T-Shirts and Registrations Bring Your Uniforms for Approval and Get In The Harlem Shake Video we’ll be taping Wednesday night!

The event itself will be held at YMCA Camp Spindrift in West Gloucester. They have an ideal facility to accommodate this event as it grows. Parking will be at nearby Wingarsheek Beach and there will be a shuttle between the parking lot and Camp Spindrift.

On Wednesday, March 13th at 7pm there will be a COMPETITOR’S PRE-EVENT MEETING at the Farm Bar & Grille in Essex, MA (233 Western Ave). The purpose of this meeting will be to give the athletes their tshirts and wristbands, as well as go over the rules of play and verify athletes’ age and make sure swimwear is all legal. At least one person from each team should be present. The idea here is to make everything run smoothly on the day of the event.

The Farm Bar & Grille and Good Morning Gloucester together with YMCA Camp Spindrift present the 3rd annual outdoor bikini/speedo dodgeball tournament to benefit Next Step, a charity that provides aid to children and young adults with life threatening illnesses (www.nextstepnet.org)

2013 GMG/ Farm Bar and Grill Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Teams- It’s Comin Baby! March 16th

BAC in Black
Ass With Class
Red, White and Blueballs
Formerly American Bacon
Canadian Bacon
Blinded By The White
Muff Riders
Speedo Cops: The Long $#@! of the Law
Power Snatch
Pistol Whip
Mamie’s Dodgefathers
The Rough Putters
Jungle Fever
Krazy Ivan’s
BAC in Action
Great Balls For Hire
The Dirty Luchadors
Scared Hitless
Dont Neglect the Balls
Swiss Farmy Knives
Barely Legal

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Site Visit To Camp Spindrift Proves This Year’s Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tourney Will Be One For The Ages

Camp Spindrift is looking to make folks aware the property isn’t just for Kids Summer Camp.  They are looking to expand into corporate functions, weddings and more.  Panorama photos from the site visit via Frankie Gwynne below the Tshirt Logo.

Mark Your Calendars March 16th

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2013 Bikini Speedo Dodgeball T Shirt Slogan Poll and Video From Kim Smith

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Our Boy Frankie Gwynne has designed the sweetest design  Competitor T Shirts Yet.  Jungle Silkscreen Printing is generously donating the TShirts for our competitors but we are going to leave it up to you, the voers to decide what the 2013 Catch Phrase on the back of the T Shirts will read.  Pleas vote in the poll and let us settle the matter!

Here’s a video from our Kim Smith from Last Year’s Epic Event!

Wanna Talk About Class? Ryan and Wood Distillery Has It In Spades

I knew the Dodgeball rosters would get filled quickly and we would round out the 20 team brackets in a day or so.

Even though Ryan and Wood didn’t get a team submitted this year Bobby Ryan emailed to tell me that he still wanted to help sponsor the 2013 GMG/Farm Bar and Grill Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament at Camp Spindrift.

That’s what you call being a community organization.  that’s what you call class.

Ryan and Wood Beauport Vodka, Knockabout Gin, Folly Cove Rum.  If you’re not drinking the highest quality spirits made locally or anywhere you’re doing a major disservice to your liver.

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Like them on Facebook

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Check Out Their Live Distillery Cam-

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Check out the 2013 GMG/Farm Bar and Grill Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament at Camp Spindrift Facebook Page Here

I’m not even sure what to say except- Dodgeball Sunday Noon Pulled Pork Bikinis Speedos Action Fun Music Beer Charity Farm Bar & Grille–Any Questions?

You Would Have To Be A Real Dope Not To Get Your Ass Off The Couch and Come Witness The Spectacle.  Come Have Some Fun With Us, Spectators Get $5 Pulled Pork Sandwich, Soda and Snack Lunches!

Just got this video from an anonymous source.   Looks like they want in…

This is the letter they dropped off with it:

“Me and my boy gonna enter that competition bikini underwear thing.  We don’t know what it is but we be dodgen stuff all the time (snowballs, bottles, bullets, busted women that are all up on us).    We’re called “Team Deralick Our Motha%&$!!@$% Dodgeballs” it’s been our street/team name for years and years.  It’s only the 2 of us but we are good and don’t need any more people…we also can’t find anybody that is looking for teammates.  We’ll put an ad on craigslist if we gotta.  Otherwise the two of us are real real good.  We are ready, our uniforms are what you see – it’s normally how we roll too.  How much we win if we win?”


-See you on the court.

ANY MORE DETAILS CAN BE FOUND HERE ON THE EVENT PAGE

Profits from the entry fees go to NextStep  a charity that helps teens and young adults with life threatening diseases

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These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizing and Manchester Athletic Club Hot Mess, Christina Sanchez’ Dirty Dodgers, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Not In The Face

Muffy White’s “Hot Mess” Has Had Enough of The Smack Talk From Mamie’s Kitchen Muffintops–This Dodgeball Match Sets Up As Classic Blue Collar vs Preppie Showdown

Muffy White’s “Hot Mess” has had enough of the disrespect from Mamie’s Kitchen Head Muffintop Alicia DeWolfe according to statements released yesterday-

Joey, We’ve been thinking about the dodgeball trash talk from Mamie’s Kitchen. Here’s our message to the Muffin Tops: We will crush you into a pile of (Speedo- and bikini-wearing) crumbs on the court. Bring it!

For More of The Smack Talk That’s been Going Down In Anticipation of The Second Annual Good Morning Gloucester/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament Next Sunday March 4th-

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

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Muffy White (left) and Erin McKay (right)

Former Pro Dodgeballers in Hungary

Muffy White Styling & Organizing

Team name: Hot Mess

"we are going to eat you alive…or your dodgeballs"

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Muffy also forwards her entrance music for the match-

Prep-Unit Tea Partay

 

Also check out Muffy White  of Muffy White’s Hot Mess Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Fame organizing’s website here-

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Here’s a couple pictures from Mamie’s Kitchen killer breakfast joint across from St Ann’s Church and behind where Savour Wine and Cheese and Beach Gourmet Catering will be.

The Head Muffintop Alicia DeWolfe Doesn’t look Intimidated-

 

These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

Mamie’s Muffin Tops Brings The Trash Talk To Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Calling Out Muffy White’s Hot Mess

Alicia DeWolfe Team Captain of Mamie’s Kitchen Muffin Tops Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Has Some harsh words For Muffy White Who Gets No Respect From Alicia-

Alicia writes-

Hey Joey!
You wanted us to do some trash talking but with a name like Muffy and the team called Hot Mess…Need I say more?

Just like Patches O’Houlian says "If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!"
See you on the field!
Alicia
"Mamies Top Muffin"

Looks Like there will be no love lost between these two squads on the Dodgeball Court!

While at Mamie’s Kitchen yesterday for breakfast we were stopped by fans of GMG who had travelled up from Connecticut to go to Mamie’s Kitchen based on my recommendation.  I was heading for the can and these three lovely ladies stopped me and asked ‘Are you Joey?”  After replying yes, they told me how they loved the blog and were at mamie’s because of me.  Sweet!  I lost the piece of paper with their names on it Sad smile

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You know how I love to spread the love to people who support our fun events so here’s a couple pictures from Mamie’s Kitchen killer breakfast joint across from St Ann’s Church and behind where Savour Wine and Cheese and Beach Gourmet Catering will be.

Also check out Muffy White  of Muffy White’s Hot Mess Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Fame organizing’s website here-

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Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

There is also controversy with Alicia’s husband reportedly abandoning Alicia in favor of the Cross Fit Cape Ann Buns and Guns Squad.  Betrayal!  If you don’t think we’re going to align these teams up to face each other you’re crazy. That ought to make for an awkward Sunday dinner table!

This Just In! Cross Fit Cape Ann Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Team Names Announced! Power Snatch and Buns & Guns!

Cross Fit Cape Ann Team #1 Power Snatch Captained By Former All Star Softball Player Jillian Scola and Cross Fit Cape Ann Team #2 Buns and Guns Captained By Heather Fraelick!

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Cross Fit Cape Ann Is Angry About The Statement Passports Team Captain Erik Lorden Issued On His Website-

Screen Shot From http://passportsrestaurant.wordpress.com/  as follows-

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CROSS FIT CAPE ANN IS SPITTING MAD!

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Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

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MARCH 4TH BE THERE!!!!!

These are the organizations- Mamies Kitchen Muffin Tops, Passports Canadian Bacon, Good Morning Gloucester Rubber Rippers, Sugar Magnolias Team Shameless, The Farm Bar and Grill Ass with Class, Saving Private Ryan and Wood, North Shore Cross Fit Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle, , Ed Collard’s House Doctor’s Blinded By the White, Jungle Silkscreening Jungle Fever, Beverly Athletic Club Kiss Our BACsides, another Farm Team Swiss Farmy Knives, Maestranzi Brothers Red, White and Blue Balls, Muffy White Organizings Hot mess, Cape Ann brewing Nacho Libre, Cross Fit Cape Ann With Two Teams- Buns and Guns and Power Snatch, Dog Bar’ American Bacon and  Beach Gourmet’s Drop It like It’s Hot.

If any other teams have pre tourney pictures they want to submit I’ll run ‘em ASAP!

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

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click here for Cape Ann Brewing Coverage Team Nacho Libre

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North Shore Cross Fit Team Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Captain Tracy Conley

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Maestranzi Brothers Red White & Blue Balls Team Captain Frankie Gwynn

Our Hosts The Farm Bar and Grille check them out the Farm’s Facebook Page here

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Farm Team Name- Ass With Class With Captain Ryan Cox

Here are the other squads signed on

We have a Ryan and Wood Distillery sponsored squad (best damn spirits you can consume on the planet) check out their website and live distillery webcam

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Sugar Mags is putting a yet to be named team together- check the breakfast artistry that is Sugar Magnolia’s and like their Facebook page. Also did you know Sugar Mag’s does catering?

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Cross Fit Cape Ann should be the early favorites, we will see if their elite training will put them over the top. Check out their blog here

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Beverly Athletic Club’s Team will look to contend with the cross fit athletes from Cross Fit Cape for the top seed.

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Team Name- Kiss Our BACsides

I will be sponsoring  GMG Team Rubber Rippers featuring our boy Kurt Lubbers and a team of maniacal Coasties.

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Passports Restaurant

Passports Canadian Bacon Team Captain Erik Lorden

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and Ed Collard’s House Doctors Handyman Repair Services

Team Name Blinded By The White

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check out Jungle’s website here

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Mamie’s Kitchen’s Muffin Tops has signed on to the Farm Bar and Grille Good Morning Gloucester Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

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Team Name Mamie’s Muffin Tops

Check out the delectable dishes from Mamie’s Kitchen here

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Team Name- Hot Mess

Here’s her website- http://www.muffywhite.com/

Beach Gourmet Catering

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Matt Beach will be opening up shop after last year’s horrible Washington St fire in the location of the former Connors Pharmacy and check out the progress at the reconstruction here

The T Shirt Design Front (the date is going to be correct March 4th)-

Look For Gloucester’s Hometown Distillery Ryan and Wood On Chronicle Tuesday Night

Tuesday, February 21: Made in New England

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From the channel 5 website:

The chip business is a dog eat dog business, but Needham based Food Should Taste Good is taking a bite out of the big guys’ profits. Shayna Seymour discovers how they’re doing it. Plus … it’s time to make the bread – and bagels and muffins – at Panera Bread. We’ll go inside their 24 hour baking operation. A Melrose woman makes canine comfort her priority, and the spirits of Cape Ann are brewing at a Gloucester’s Ryan and Wood Distilleries.

Ryan and Wood Will Be Sponsoring The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Team “Saving Private Ryan and Wood”  March 4th at the Farm Bar and Grille.  We have all the brackets filled- twenty teams of bikini speedo dodgeball madness!!!!!!

Check Out The 2012 Speedo Bikini Dodgeball Facebook Page Here and Like it!

Ryan and Woods- check out their website and live distillery webcam

And Dog Bar Makes Twenty! Bikini Speedo Dodgeball All Filled Up With Teams For Our Brackets!

This is gonna be bat-shit bananas! 

Twenty teams of men and women in bikinis and speedos trying to annihilate each other medieval style on the Dodgeball Court Behind The Farm Bar and Grille On March 4th with the profits from the entry fees  going to www.nextstep.org which provides help for teens and young adults afflicted with life threatening illnesses.

Can you imagine 20 teams of 5 and then all of their supports of how much insanity and fun that is going to be?  This is going to be the entertainment event of all of 2012!!!!!

Word Is That One of Gloucester’s Biggest Supporters Of Live local Music Andy Mullholland Will Be Sporting The Speedo and Leading His Dog Bar Squad “American Bacon”.  Andy caused quite a stir with the team name which is a direct shot across the bow of his Cape Ann Farmer’s Market Seafood Throwdown Nemesis Erik Lorden From Passport whose Team had already been named “Canadian Bacon”.  There will be no love lost between these mortal enemies on the Dodgeball Court.  Question Is- Who Will Bring The Meat?

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We do not know how athletic these teams will be compared to the many Cross Fit and Athletic Club Squads but they will surely win the straight sexy points with their many fans!

Mark Your Calendars Now!  March 4th at Noon!  The Farm Bar and Grille for The Ultimate Spectacle that will Be-

The Second Annual GMG/Farm Bar and Grille Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

 

All of the profits from the sign-ups of the Tournament are going to Next Step, an organization that provides support, education and resources for teens and young adults coping with cancer and other life threatening illnesses. www.nextstepnet.org

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click here for Cape Ann Brewing Coverage Team Nacho Libre

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North Shore Cross Fit Team Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Captain Tracy Conley

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Maestranzi Brothers Red White & Blue Balls Team Captain Frankie Gwynn

Our Hosts The Farm Bar and Grille check them out the Farm’s Facebook Page here

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Farm Team Name- Ass With Class With Captain Ryan Cox

Here are the other squads signed on

We have a Ryan and Wood Distillery sponsored squad (best damn spirits you can consume on the planet) check out their website and live distillery webcam

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Sugar Mags is putting a yet to be named team together- check the breakfast artistry that is Sugar Magnolia’s and like their Facebook page. Also did you know Sugar Mag’s does catering?

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Cross Fit Cape Ann should be the early favorites, we will see if their elite training will put them over the top. Check out their blog here

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Beverly Athletic Club’s Team will look to contend with the cross fit athletes from Cross Fit Cape for the top seed.

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Team Name- Kiss Our BACsides

I will be sponsoring  GMG Team Rubber Rippers featuring our boy Kurt Lubbers and a team of maniacal Coasties.

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Passports Restaurant

Passports Canadian Bacon Team Captain Erik Lorden

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and Ed Collard’s House Doctors Handyman Repair Services

Team Name Blinded By The White

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check out Jungle’s website here

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Mamie’s Kitchen’s Muffin Tops has signed on to the Farm Bar and Grille Good Morning Gloucester Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Tournament!

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Team Name Mamie’s Muffin Tops

Check out the delectable dishes from Mamie’s Kitchen here

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Team Name- Hot Mess

Here’s her website- http://www.muffywhite.com/

Beach Gourmet Catering

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Matt Beach will be opening up shop after last year’s horrible Washington St fire in the location of the former Connors Pharmacy.

The T Shirt Design Front (the date is going to be correct March 4th)-

Alicia From Mamie’s Kitchen Muffin Tops Calls Out Dean Salah’s George’s Coffee Shop

The Bikini Speedo Dodgeball Smack Talk Has Begun In Earnest

Hey Joey

We would like our theme song to be “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch” since we are the Muffin Tops!
“We are gonna send Georges back sailin to Gloucester on their breakfast boat!”

BOOM!

Other Notes Team GMG Captained By FOB’s Dani and Kurt Lubber’s has an official name- Thr GMG Rubber Rippers!

Here’s the Facebook Event Page-

https://www.facebook.com/events/159464900834512/