Rubber Duck: “So why are you always laughing Siddhārtha?”
Buddha: “I am eternally cracking myself up when I remember that I died after eating a sketchy pork sandwich.”
Rubber Duck: “You should have ordered the lobster roll.”
Buddha: “No celery, right?”
Rubber Duck: “Just a touch of mayo. Omy Om. Nirvana.”
Good Morning Gloucester 
It’s “om mani padme hum”. Pronounced “om mani padme hum”. 🙂
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I pronounce it, “better with Hellmanns.” (But I know that is sacrilegious on Cape Ann which is Cains country.)
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only way to have lob-sta salad is w/mayo…no celery!
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Oh boy. There you go again with the lobster rolls.
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