After batting a thousand for years and years my favorite brand has failed me with the most unholy of personal violations- a lobster roll abomination. Bonus: Previous lobster roll undressings dating back to 2010

Those that know and love the blog and have been with us through the years know every summer we expose the worst in the country lobster roll violations.

Little did I know that this year it would come from none other than my favorite brand.

Please for the love of god people, understand that the lobster roll is the most perfect of foods in its purest form. The simplicity, the perfection of the lobster meat, split top bun and either Mayo or butter. Everything else is a major violation not least of all being green leafy filler.

Previous abominations over the years-

JUST WHEN I GET OUT OF THE LOBSTER ROLL RATING GAME, ONE SO HORRENDOUS COMES ALONG THAT IT PULLS ME BACK IN.

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THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN AWESOME LOBSTER ROLL BUT IT MISSES ON JUST A COUPLE KEY POINTS.

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IN ALL THE YEARS OF READING DUMB “BEST LOBSTER ROLL” ARTICLES I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN ABORTION AS THE ONE LAURIE WILSON WROTE FOR OPEN TABLE

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PULLED PORK LOBSTER ROLL? GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

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RATING AND RANTING- THE LOBSTER ROLLS FROM TASTING TABLE’S LOBSTER ROLL RUMBLE

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A PREEMPTIVE LOBSTER ROLL REFRESHER COURSE BEFORE ANYONE GETS ALL CRAZY

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BASTARDIZED LOBSTER ROLL ON TAP TODAY AT GLOUCESTER GOURMET

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? ANOTHER LOBSTER ROLL DISASTER FROM SOME BROADS IN CALIFORNIA

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AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE- HOW TO F^@K UP A LOBSTER ROLL

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Warming Up

Some young surfers, including my Finn, were warming up before a surfing lesson with TM Sports Training the other day.

“Sports Training for kids + adults; surfing, hockey, mountain biking, soccer, lacrosse, hiking, tennis, skiing… and adventure.”

Parking at Halibut State Park Now Open!

We discovered the parking lot at Halibut Point State Park has reopened, although construction there is still underway. It looks very different and is honestly a little confusing so take care to follow the signs when you go. The pathway we have always taken from the lot to the path down to the quarry is no longer available directly from the parking area. It appears the bathroom building is not directly available from the lot either, as least for now. Construction continues down there and seems to have a way to go to completion, but the lot is now available. See you on the trails!

Sunsets, lobster, and the sound of the sea. 🌅 🌊

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Follow the link to see our current cruise schedule!

http://beauportcruiselines.com/cruise-schedule/

Beauport Cruiselines is cruising into the season! Beginning Wednesday May 26th, join in for the kickoff of our Summer Cruise Series. Enjoy our signature New England Lobster Bake Dinner and more, full bar service and DJ entertainment, while taking in the ocean breeze and views of Gloucester Harbor & Cape Ann.

Full summer cruise schedule is now available for booking. Times, ticket pricing and menus vary – please see full schedule for details. Beginning time indicates boarding time.Online Booking is available on calendar below.

JUNE
Saturday, June 5th: 6PM-9PMSunset Lobster Bake Dinner
Thursday, June 10th: 11AM – 2PM & 6PM – 9PMLobster Lunch Cruise,Sunset Surf & Turf Cruise
Saturday, June 12th: 6PM-9PM Sunset Lobster Bake Dinner
Tuesday, June 15th: 11AM-2PMLobster Lunch Cruise
Saturday, June 19th: 6PM – 9PMSunset Lobster Bake Dinner
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New & News @ Savour Wine & Cheese

SATURDAY JULY 24th COMPLIMENTARY FINE WINE TASTINGS @ SAVOUR!

WHAT: Join us this Saturday, JULY  24th for a special complimentary wine tasting with the owner-wine importer Harry Zarkades of Main Street Wines distributors.  Harry will be pouring an exciting lineup of very fine special wines from Washington, Oregon, France and Italy, 6 bottles that may be new to your palette.  As always, the tasting is elevated by tasters using our imported Riedel stemware.  

WHY:  The opportunity to introduce tasters to wines that have distinctive qualities…unique grape varietals from ascending and prized wine regions, wines of noteworthy complexity… the perfect occasion to experience the new.      

WHO: Main Street Wines, owner & wine merchant Harry Zarkades together with Savor’s Kathleen Morgan have assembled a notable group of acclaimed vintners and small artisan producers whose wines deserve this special showcase.

WHEN: This Saturday, July 24th, from 1 to 3pm at Savour 

HOW: Savour’s Saturday tastings are complimentary as is parking in Savor’s lot behind the store with rear entrance.

Saturday’s Fine Wine Tastings Selections:

Octapoda Chardonnay, CA 

Duck Pond Pinot Gris, Willamette Valley, OR 

Firriato “Jasmin” Zibbibo, Mt Etna, Sicily 

Rosaline Rose, Provence Fr

Firriato “La Sabbie Dell” Etna, Mt Etna, Sicily

Dead Canyon Ranch, Horse Heaven Hills, Washington

Adding to the Main Street Wines Saturday tasting is Savour’s Everyday Tech Tastings at the North Shore’s Only – Digital Wine Machine.

Just added 20 new wines for August to sample and yes, complimentary …the occasion to try a diverse collection of seasonally paired wines, whites – reds – rose enjoyed with Riedel imported stemware to taste at your pace. All wines are paired with food recommendations from Kathleen. The wine machine is a breeze to use.

Please Note: If you aren’t fully vaccinations, we ask you wear a mask when not tasting wines.  Thank you for this accommodation for our mutual well-being. 

Thanks you,
                                                                                   Kathleen & the Savour team                                     
                        Savour Wine & Cheese  l  76 Prospect St.  l  Gloucester l  978. 282 .1455    
                                                    savourwineandcheese.com

Hello Ripple On The Water In Essex!!!

Jimmy and Pat did a piece on Ripple On The Water about a month ago.

Eloise asked if we could go out for dinner and I figured it was a perfect night to give it a shot.

Boy am I happy we did. While a lot of the other Essex restaurants serve excellent standard fried clams and baked haddock, Ripple On The Water is doing creative flavorful dishes not lacking for any punch!

Like The Pig wings:

Ripple On the Water Pig Wings

The Spring Rolls:

Ripple On the Water Spring Rolls
Ripple On The Water Key Lime Pie

The Room Is Beautiful:

The View Is Fantastic Overlooking the Essex River and Essex Landing

The Tuna Poke Was Excellent and Tuna Nachos as well. I devoured them without taking photos, sorry.

Ripple On The Water Menu
Pat Dalpiaz Photo

74 Main St, Essex, MA 01929

(978) 768-6320

I Am More Exhibit

You are invited to the first Cape Ann exhibit of

I Am More: Massachusetts  

20 new portraits and essays from around the state addressing how we are more than mental illness, addiction, disability, diagnosis, poverty, abuse, and persecution

The portrait subjects come from all parts of the state and range in age from 18-86.

 

Where:

Hosted by Ocean Alliance at the Paint Factory, upstairs in the newly-renovated brick factory building, 32 Horton Street, Gloucester

When:

Thursday August 19th 4-8 pm as part of the Gloucester Culture Splash series. In addition to the exhibit, there will be a Cape Ann Makers Market at the Paint Factory with 25 artisans, crafters and makers. Check out the Discover Gloucester website for the citywide arts event schedule and a map for free trolley and water taxi rides between locations (Thursday night only).

Friday August 20th: 12-5

Saturday August 21st: 12-5

Sunday August 22nd: 12-5

Feel free to share this email, blog post, or the attached flyer.

I Am More is a public art and writing project to remind us that we are more than our mental illness, health diagnosis, physical disability or life situation. Regardless of the adversity we face, we all have skills, gifts, loves and hopes that are sometimes overshadowed. The project features portraits in pastel and colored pencil by Amy Kerr accompanied by essays by the subjects about all the ways they are more than their challenges.

 

 

Death Row Subs and Meals

If you listen to the GloucesterCast, you know that new-to-GloucesterCast-guests are asked for their choices of Death Row Meals and Subs. These choices need to come from an establishment and not someone’s personal kitchen. We have been asked to share the results.

An unscientific tally indicates that Virgilios St. Joe’s (including Chicken St. Joe’s) is the most popular choice with Destinos Cheesesteak as a close second. Sclafanis Italian comes in third for subs.

Dinner choices were more wide ranging but the local favorites include Hangar Steak at the Franklin, Bolognese at Tonno and clams at Causeway.

Here’s the sheet for your own perusal! What are your choices?

Mark Ring Will Be On TV Sunday at 2PM

This Sunday, tune into WCVB-TV ABC Boston at 2:00 pm to catch Home, Life & Style – featuring Yella on the Water! Parker Kelley stops by to get a behind-the-scenes look at everything Yella. We talk food, family, and lifestyle – and even do a little lobstering with Mark Ring and his wife Cara! Set your reminder now so that you won’t miss this must-see episode!

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