If there’s one thing that pisses me off about the 4 or 5 weather apps I own on my iPhone, it’s that none of them ever make me laugh. “Really” you ask? “NO” dipstick, and nobody on this planet has ever thought that either. Well…until now that is.
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some weather and l love me some comedy. But for the life of me, I can’t figure out why a website dedicated to funny viral-videos would want to cash in on the weather app game. Isn’t weather hilarious enough on it’s own? Nothing says funny like a good ole’ life smashing storm. When a hurricane or tornado hits, I bet the app gets pretty gut busting’ funny on the quick.
I haven’t downloaded it yet, so I don’t know how amazingly hilarious this app is going to be. But I sure hope it pushes out some funny weather quirkiness like this:
CAPE ANN FORCAST:
FRIDAY
It’s friggin colder than a gawdamn witches ti*@y
during the Salem winter solstice parade.
SATURDAY
Whatya you think d-bag? It’s still friggin cold!
SUNDAY
Who cares, the Pat’s are in the Supa Bowl ya dink! And since none of yuz or ya boyz can afford tickets to Arizoner, get ya broke ass ova to ya neighbors house, he’s the one with the stolen cable ya bum!
You get the idea. Perhaps we need our own “Glosta” weather app. One that speaks to us on a local level!
GLOSTA FORCAST:
MONDAY
It’s friggin blowin out daya, so ya nowt fishin. Go hit Pratty’s or the Nest for a pop.
TUESDAY
Crappy, rainy, but in the 80’s…so get dressed, you have the greasy pole to walk today. And get drinkin, it’s almost noon!
WEDNESDAY
Really? Look out da window a shmuck, there’s da weda right in ya face! It’s perfect out, call in sick and go to da sox game…and oh yeah..Yankees suck!
Who’s in? Any developers out there for iPhone apps?
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id943270323?mt=8&&referrer=click%3D8f1cbe38-3914-41cc-adbe-7566b66468ea
Hey Peter Lovasco, what say you???!!!!!
Good Morning Gloucester 