mystarbucksidea.com

Reading the Naples Daily News this morning I came across an article from the Associated Press about Starbucks Corps’ new website which solicits customer ideas on how to improve the customer experience.

They showed one customer’s idea- “An express line for people who JUST WANT COFFEE! That way the coffee drinkers don’t have to wait so long in line behind all those people getting specialty drinks.”

An excellent idea for sure which got me thinking about a few of the changes I’d like to see.

First off I’d like to say that the prices for a cup of regular coffee at Starbucks is actually in line or a few cents cheaper than Dunkin Donuts here in Naples and back home, so kudos to Starbucks for that.

A couple of days ago I was at a Starbucks within a Target store. There were only two people in front of me in line. The young hipster chick behind the counter was incredibly friendly and bubbly, asking the people in front of me how they would like their latte machiatto prepared with a huge smile on her face.

This happy face attitude would soon change when yours truly came front and center and asked for his coffee of the day with cream and splenda. She quickly informed me that the creamer and sweeteners were located over there and I could prepare it myself. The problem was that I had the bean hanging off of me and she was being scootchie so I asked the girl if she could just put the cream and splenda in behind the counter. That friendly young coffee hipsters’ smile turned into a frown in an instant. You would have thought that I asked for something crazy.

Unfortunately this experience isn’t confined to this one particular Starbucks. It happens in nine out of ten of them. Whenever you ask for them to add your creamer and sweetener they act like it’s such a totally unreasonable request.

They will all honor your request, but almost every Starbucks barrista will turn from friendly coffee snob barrista to indignant huffy unhappy employee lickity split if you dare ask for them to prepare your regular cup o joe for you.

Watch for yourself how quickly you too can send these folks into a tailspin with what seems like a smple request.

It’s a regular cup of coffee FFS! Get over it!

Starbucks

http://mystarbucksidea.force.com/home/home.jsp

Segways at Liberty Tree Mall???

Does anyone else find this utterly ridiculous?

Like the place is so large that the pimply faced security guys actually need these things to get around?

Memo to Mall Management-

Save the dough spent on the Segway scooters, and clean out the scourge of humanity that hangs out there. I swear the Liberty Tree Mall is the muffintop capital of the United States. Not only is it the Liberty Tree the white trash headquarters of the North Shore, I swear it smells funny. Just walking through there to get to the movies I feel like I’m breathing scummy white trash disease infested air. ICK!

But hey, the Security dudes got Segways. They got that going for em!Segways at the Mall

Bad Ass Coffee, Naples Fl

Bad Ass Coffee, Naples Fl, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

Down in Old Naples the Bad Ass Coffee Co serves up some decent Kona coffee. Of course in a town ruled by blue hairs there is the inevitable call to shut the place down due to it’s name.

Lighten up folks and get a sense of humor, would ya?

I love the fact that when you ask for an iced coffee they break out the ice cubes made out of coffee as to not dilute the product. That’s some cool ass shiznit!

The Naples Pier

The Naples Pier, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

Great way to spend a morning. This is the same pier that my grandfather Captain Joe would lug me down to when I was 12 years old to fish.

You can see the Osprey circling around in the foreground.

The Bean’s First Pair of Flip Flops

The Bean got her first pair of flip flops. All made possible by the little strap that goes around the back to hold them on.

Without those little straps there would be many face plants in her future.

It Doesn’t Suck to Be Jenny and Dave

 

Today we went to a birthday party at a friend’s house. God what a set-up they have in the back yard. First off this mack-daddy pool then to the right of this there is a flat screen on the lanai with a stainless steel kegerator, huge granite barbque grilling station/bar with another flat screen where you can watch ball games from either the pool deck or inside the pool.

It doesn’t suck to be Jenny or Dave.

The Bean Takes Off

 

The Bean Takes Off, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

We spent a good couple hours in the ocean yesterday. She doesn’t want to get out of the water, my little fish.

Gigilana Cookies!

Gigilana Cookies!, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

My mom made gigilana cookies. What’s better than gigilana cookies with your morning coffee?

The Bean and Snoop Mad

The Bean and Snoop Mad, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

The Bean and Snoop Mad oblivious to the old dude wearing the grape smugglers behind them.