Tag: Crazy people

A Preemptive Lobster Roll Refresher Course Before Anyone Gets All Crazy

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

I’m putting out this Lobster Roll PSA at the beginning of this lobster season to save chefs from making the horrible dastardly crimes against lobsterdom that so many make each year when they try to go all fancy with their lobster rolls.

One of our lobstermen, Dave Jewell’s boat was originally christened as the KISS.  Chuck Kersey built it and explained the meaning behind the name-

KISS– Keep. It. Simple. Stupid.

What I will suggest to you is to take the name of the lobster boat which Chuck Kersey christened and apply it to your lobster rolls.

You don’t want to end up in the list of lobster roll debacles like the ones we’ve chronicled through the years here on GMG-

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Bastardized Lobster Roll on Tap Today At Gloucester Gourmet

Posted on June 26, 2012 by Joey C

What Is Wrong With People???? Another Lobster Roll Disaster From Some Broads In California

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Joey C

The Broads Out In California Try To Defend The Undefendable

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Joey C

What Does a $50 Lobster Roll Look Like???????

Posted on December 21, 2010 by patrickr

Grandma Ethel Needs To Put Down the Crack Pipe

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Joey C

IDIOTS!!!!!!!!

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Joey C

Poll- Does Paul Morrison Need A Duck Intervention

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

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Lest any of our FOBs think that I, Joey am the man behind R. Duck I would like to clear up that misconception immediately.  People have been sending me ducks and I’m not sure why.  The official logo is a seagull (homie) and the popular segment where I would feature a seagull with a caption is the”What up Homie?” category here on GMG. You can see the 550 “What Up Homie?” posts here

The wonderfully quirky Mr. Paul Morrison has introduced GMG to the world of one R. Duck.  Since R Duck’s introduction I have yet to see Paul Morrison travelling without his trusty sidekick.  This includes Mug-Ups, The Blackburn Challenge, breakfasts, and even Wine Dinners at Passports.

Now you, as I, might think that to be a little strange- a grown man lugging a rubber duck around everywhere he goes.  But to know Pal Morrison you also know that something isn’t quite right to begin with.  His poor wife simply rolls her eyes at a mention of the duck.

So I ask you, does Paul Morrison need a Rubber Duck Intervention?

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2010 Beaux Arts Ball (I see Crazy People Part III) The David Cox Photos and Slide Show

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

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DSC_34_0201_1Mary “Workin Hard For The Money” Muckenhoupt

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Booty Alert!

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Sigrid Vamps It Up

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Wayyy Too Many Punchlines for this photo-

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Studio Staff Photos

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Brenda

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Scenes From The 2010 Beaux Arts Ball Video (I See Crazy People Part II)

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

I hope to god I still have the energy these people do when I get to be their age!

Pictures from David Cox Coming Soon Plus Much More Video Coverage

Beaux Arts Ball At Rocky Neck

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

These fuckers are crazy.

video and many many more photos coming (if the site doesn’t get shut down)

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