Segways at Liberty Tree Mall???

Does anyone else find this utterly ridiculous?

Like the place is so large that the pimply faced security guys actually need these things to get around?

Memo to Mall Management-

Save the dough spent on the Segway scooters, and clean out the scourge of humanity that hangs out there. I swear the Liberty Tree Mall is the muffintop capital of the United States. Not only is it the Liberty Tree the white trash headquarters of the North Shore, I swear it smells funny. Just walking through there to get to the movies I feel like I’m breathing scummy white trash disease infested air. ICK!

But hey, the Security dudes got Segways. They got that going for em!Segways at the Mall

Tick Tick Tick Boom

Tick Tick Tick Boom, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

The site of the former Bill’s Bar. I wonder what the plans are for this site. A parking lot maybe?

Poor Peter Cottontail

Poor Peter Cottontail, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

Poor Peter Cottontail. Run down in his prime in front of Richdale’s in East Gloucester.

That’s gotta suck.

You do all that work passing out candy and presents to kids and then when it’s time to chill out and kick back til next year BAM! out of nowhere some prick runs your ass over.

Cruiseport Construction Update 3/22/08