I asked Chat gpt to roast Gloucester. This is what they had to say…👇🏻

Ah, Gloucester, Massachusetts. A town where the seagulls have more parking spots than the people.

 * You know, they say Gloucester is “America’s Oldest Seaport,” which is funny, because half the town smells like it’s been sitting in a fish market for a century.

 * The biggest tourist attraction? The “Man at the Wheel” statue. It’s a bronze fisherman, forever staring out at the harbor, probably wondering where he parked his boat.

 * And the accent? Forget about it! You’ll need a translator just to order a “lobstah roll.”

 * But hey, at least they have good seafood, right? As long as you don’t mind paying $50 for a clam that might have seen the Titanic.

But in all seriousness, Gloucester is a charming town with a lot to offer. It has a rich history, beautiful scenery, and friendly people. Just be sure to bring your appetite, your wallet, and maybe a phrasebook.

Hello Friends – Time to Vote!

51 ROCKY NECK restaurant has been nominated for “the Best of the North Shore awards” *BONS*

in six categories

Five under the “Dine” group-

*Alfresco,

*New Restaurant,

*Overall,

*Best Burger,

*Water View

And one under the “Drink” group-

*Patio

If you would like to help us, go to

https://www.nshoremag.com/bons-2025/#// (https://www.nshoremag.com/bons-2025/#//)

and cast you votes

And tell your friends!

Thanks, Patrick

G4 Tequila Tasting & Dinner at Machaca

Join us for a night of delicious food and fantastic tequila at Machaca. Indulge in a carefully curated menu paired with the finest selection of G4 Tequila. 

Immerse yourself in a culinary experience like no other, surrounded by great company, and a vibrant atmosphere. Jason will be back to educate and walk us through each tequila we are sipping. Don’t miss out on this unforgettable evening!

Doors open at 5:30pm, No assigned seating

Dinner & Tequila Tasting 6pm – 8:30pm

Menu by Chef Luis Pardo:

Ensalada de Pepino con Camarón

G4 Blanco Tequila One

Crisp slices of cucumber and red onion, paired with succulent shrimp, all drizzled with a tangy homemade Mexican teriyaki glaze.

Pan Vazo

G4 Madera Blanco Tequila Two

Fluffy dinner roll filled with a savory blend of seasoned potato, spicy chorizo, and tangy red pickled onions.

Tostadita de Cangrejo

G4 Reposado Tequila Three

A crispy mini tortilla shell topped with delicate crab meat, nestled in a smooth, flavorful cream sauce.

Calabasita Rellena

G4 Anejo Tequila Four

Tender zucchini stuffed with a savory picadillo—ground beef sautéed with vibrant vegetables—topped with rich Machaca sauce and melted cheese.

Dessert & Raffle G4 Bottle Winner!

Tres leches


Please notify us two weeks before event of any food allergies or dietary restrictions at machaca.restaurant5@gmail.com


Parking close to restaurant is available on Rogers street, Cape Ann Savings parking lot or St. Peter’s Parking lot.

Tickets available in link below:

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/g4-tequila-dinner-at-machaca-tickets-1204350557939?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=wsa&aff=ebdsshwebmobile

Machaca

Tacos & Tequila

14 Rogers St

Gloucester, MA

Saturday, February 15th: The Gloucester Meetinghouse Foundation Presents Kory Curcuru’s film series, “Timeline: Cape Ann.”

 ~ CHASNAZ

”Curcuru’s docuseries, “Timeline: Cape Ann”, produced for 1623 Studios, focuses on the history,culture and heritage of Cape Ann.  This event will present eight of Curcuru’s shorter videos,telling the story of Cape Ann’s unique history in jewel-like form, from the “first boss-lady,”Abigail Trask of Manchester-by-the-sea to Rockport’s long celebrated but little understood“Paper House,” actually a much more complicated tale than just a house of newspaper. Curcuru will be guiding the audience with his exciting style of storytelling.  The films will be shown on a big screen, in collaboration with the Cape Ann Community Cinema, in the Meetinghouse.  This will be a highly entertaining celebration of Cape Ann’s quirky, singular history.  

The film showing will be held on Saturday, February 15th at 7:30pm in the Gloucester Unitarian Universalist Church, located at the corner of Church and Middle Streets (GPS 50 Middle Street). Parking is available on the green. The admission for the event is $20 General, $5 Students (all ages), under 12 free.  An elevator is available from the side door at 10 Church Street. For more information please visit:  www.gloucestermeetinghouse.org

Grove Street Self Storage is here to help you achieve your 2025 goals.

The new year is here, and it’s the perfect time to set your sights on a fresh start. Whether you’re decluttering your home, moving to a new space, or gearing up for a big project, Grove Street Self Storage is here to help you achieve your 2025 goals.

🌟 Here’s how we can make this year your most organized yet:

  • Declutter for a Clearer Mind:Free up valuable space at home or in the office by storing items you don’t need every day.
  • Support for Life Transitions: From moving to renovating, our storage units provide a safe and flexible solution for whatever life throws your way.
  • Seasonal Storage Made Simple: Safely pack away your holiday décor, winter gear, and other seasonal items until you need them again.
  • Boost Business Productivity:Small businesses can use storage for extra inventory, documents, or equipment to keep operations running smoothly. 

🍃 Start 2025 off right with a clean slate and peace of mind, knowing your belongings are safe and secure.

Call Now! (978) 879-4524

17 Years Ago Mike Lindberg Created This Video For Good Morning Gloucester Viewers Based Off The Earl Foote Band’s “Gloucester Til The End”

I cried listening to it then, and I still get chills listening to it now.

Chief Edward Conley is pleased to welcome Officer Jared Lopez as the Gloucester Police Department’s newest member. 

Officer Lopez officially joined the department on Jan. 13, during a swearing-in ceremony. 

Officer Lopez is originally from Lynn and attended Salem State University, where he received his bachelor’s and master’s degrees in criminal justice. 

Following his education, Officer Lopez began his career with Essex County Sheriff’s Department where he served as a Deputy Sheriff from 2019 to 2021. In 2021, he joined the Rockport Police Department.

Outside of work, Officer Lopez enjoys practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and spending time with his family. 

“I want to welcome Officer Lopez as the newest member of our department,” said Chief Conley. “Officer Lopez has a true passion for law enforcement, and through his dedication and professionalism, I know he will be a great addition to our department. I wish him the best of luck in the next chapter of his career.”

Glosta So Schweeeet Downtown Gloucester Feb 8&9 Promotions Video only 5 Days Away!

Great video put together by The Dress Code!

Pat and I hope to see you at 44 Main where we will be giving away some sweet treats made by “Ma” and great deals with pre-Valentine’s wrapped presents!

PTSD? How CBD Can Help!

 BY ANGEL WINGS WELLNESS

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a complex form of anxiety experienced by individuals who have been exposed to traumatic situations. While PTSD is often associated with War Veterans, it can also also effect those who have experienced various types of abuse or traumatic events. CBD has shown promising results in helping individuals manage their symptoms. The anti-anxiety, anti-stress, anti-inflammatory and antipsychotic effects of CBD can provide a more mentally stable environment for those living with PTSD. 

By potentially alleviating anxiety, stress, and other PTSD related symptoms, CBD can support individuals in regaining control of their lives. However, it is crucial to speak with qualified expert on CBD. Please if you or anyone you know are struggling with any form of PTSD, please call to schedule an appointment or come by Friday or Saturday 11-4 to discuss how CBD can improve the quality of your life!

These new “CALM” gummies have Gaba and L-Theanine for better anti-anxiety support! Come on by to try some FREE SAMPLES! 

Angel Wings Wellness  12 Rogers Street Gloucester or call for an appointment or phone consultation  978-985-4592

Bang out your Valentine Shopping While Getting Sweet Treats and Great Deals! We doin’ this Saturday and Sunday Feb 8th & 9th! Glosta So Schweeeet At 44 Main Pat Ds Photos and Gloucester Apparel will have sweet treats for our customers and great Valentine Day Gift Deals!

The rest of Downtown Gloucester is gonna be hopping and we hope you come visit us at the shop where we will be having a blast!

Rockport HarbormastersScott Story and Rosemary Lesch Boston Children’s Hospital Blood Drive

VHF Ch 9 or 16     Phone 978 546-9589                       http://www.rockportharbormasters.org/index1.shtml