Does anyone else find this utterly ridiculous?
Like the place is so large that the pimply faced security guys actually need these things to get around?
Memo to Mall Management-
Save the dough spent on the Segway scooters, and clean out the scourge of humanity that hangs out there. I swear the Liberty Tree Mall is the muffintop capital of the United States. Not only is it the Liberty Tree the white trash headquarters of the North Shore, I swear it smells funny. Just walking through there to get to the movies I feel like I’m breathing scummy white trash disease infested air. ICK!
But hey, the Security dudes got Segways. They got that going for em!
Good Morning Gloucester 