Bloodbath Betty Of The Boston Derby Dame Nut Crackers

It’s on Baby!

Saturday at The Shriners Auditorium in Wilmington.

 Double header. For more infor visit www.BostonDerbyDames.com

Watch Bloodbath Betty,, Floral Derangement and Connie Rotten have at it!  Then in the second bout watch the Boston Massacre take on Philly.

Vicious Vivacious Vera Of The Boston Derby Dame Cosmonaughties

Next Saturday-You Know What Time It Is!!!!

Roller Derby Time Baby!!!!!!!

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Connie Rotten Of The Boston Derby Dames Wicked Pissahs

Here’s another video from the Boston Derby Dame Bout.  Connie Rotten skates for the Wicked Pissahs.  You can view her bio by clicking this text

Connie Rotten Explains Derby Initiation For Fresh Meat And Promotes The Next Home Bout

Bloodbath Bettie In The Penalty Box

We will be featuring an interview with Blood Bath Bettie later in the week.

You gotta love Luv Lee McDeath’s jersey number.
Rob Bouchie- Huge Roller Derby Fan!

Jennasaurus Wrecks From the Boston Derby Dames Cosmonaughties Interview

Jennasaurus talks about derby, inflicting pain, tattoos, and more….

Connie Rotten and Floral Derangement Of The Wicked Pissahs

As the regular readers of GMG can attest, I’ve become a huge fan of Roller Derby.  The shit is C R A Z Y!!!!!!!  How I found out about it was through East Gloucester residents and Local Blogger Jon Conant. Jon is married to the lovely Krush Puppy, a jammer for the Boston Massacre.  Her interview will be coming up.  You can check out his site by clicking this text

Here’s Krush Puppy from East Gloucester and Shelby Shattered From Essex spending some quality time in the penalty box-
Here’s Pinchy McMasshole the Boston Massacre mascot looking dejected while The Charm City Roller Girls mascots (hotdogs) prance around.


Killer Quick From The Main Port Authority

Killer Quick Interviewed Before The Boston Massacre/ Maine Port Authority Bout

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Punchy O Guts- Maine Port Authority Menace!

I asked Punchy for an interview and I’m not sure if she didn’t hear me or if she just plain out hated me.  She just sat down, grunted, and spit something onto the floor a couple feet from her as she sat down and glared.  I can’t wait til Snoop Maddie Mad gets old enough to join the Boston Massacre and kick her ass all over the track, LOL!

Jacked Rabbit Shows Off The Guns

I gotta admit when I went to my first roller derby I thought that it was going to ge all fake with scripted fights and theatricals like professional wrestling.  The theatricals are there by virtue of the outfits and announcers and all but the athletes that participate are very serious once they get on the track.  The skaters are big time athletes and want to win. They are all giving 110%. This about as real a sport as you can get.

Jacked Rabbit Shows Off The Guns, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

 

Boston Derby Dames- Roller Derby Rules Explained

Roller Derby Rules Explained At The Boston Massacre vs Maine Port Authority Bout

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Olive Spankins Of The Maine Port Authority

The crowd at the Derby was almost as eclectic as the players themselves.  There were some common themes though.  One being tattoos, another being fishnet pantyhose.

Chickity Check It! GoodMorningGloucester In The Media

Here’s coverage of our coverage-

Who else wants to see a bunch of broads rolling around on skates at high speed trying to take each other’s heads off?

Besides me that is, lol.

Dames interviewed on GoodMorningGloucester

Sure there was other press there. Sure they had fancier cameras with big huge ginormous lenses and fancy flash set ups. Ya think they got the in depth personal interviews that we did?

Hell no. These shmoes are content taking pictures from 50 feet while we get up close and personal for the personal side of things.

Maybe they take nicer pictures from a thousand feet away but I’ll tell you what. I’ll take my video and interviewing skills and put them up against anyone. So go ahead all you photographers out there, stay back at a safe distance while we here at GMG get you inside the action down on the floor and in the subjects grill.

That’s what I’m talkin ’bout sucka!

Ask Fevah, she’ll tell ya who got the scoop!

Tazlamian Devil

Video coming with Taz at 5PM

Tazlamian Devil, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

 

Harley Quinn and Sugar Hits Of The Boston Massacre

It’s hard to believe these women turn into vicious warriors when they strap on the skates but believeme, there is no mercy on the track.  More video at 5PM

 

Trixie Von Toxic, The Maine Port Authority, Pixie Quick N Witty

Interviews With Trixie Von Toxic and Pixie Quick N Witty while The Maine Port Authority Warms Up Pre Bout

Shelby Shattered and Krush Puppy In The Penalty Box

Shelby Shattered and Krush Puppy spend some quality time diiscussing the finer points of maiming and punishing while taking a break in the penalty box for an infraction during The Boston Massaccre/Maine Port Authority Bout.  Both of these hard core derby competitors hail from The North Shore.  Represent!

Harlot Fevah Sports Lobster Tattoo and Skates For The Boston Massacre

Lobster Tat!   You gotta love that!!!!!!!  

I’m thinking that there’s gonna be a huge Lobsterman contingency heading up for the next bout to cheer on Harlot Fevah.

Are You Kidding Me? Would You Look At That Ink?, originally uploaded by captjoe06.

 

Harlot Fevah From The Boston Massacre

Harlot Fevah Talks Pain, Roller Derby And Lobster Tattoos In This Video-

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Boston Massacre vs Maine Port Authority

Read the names of some of the Boston Massacre Boston Derby Dames-

meet the team
Massacre Awesome Leadership Team

Claire D. Way
(skater/co-captain)

Krushpuppy
(skater/co-captain)

Maura Buse (skater/coach)

Shellby Shattered (skater/coach)

Permanent Roster

Anna WrecksYa

Etta Maims

Harley Quinn

Harlot Fevah

Lois Carmen Dominator

Piña Collidah

Pussy Venom

Quick Sandy

Tomorrow night it all goes down!  Be There Click here for more info!

Alternates

Kitty Twister

Maude Forbid

Mrs. Dash

Rocky

Sugar Hits

Triple Deck-Her

Managers

Britknee Breaker

Miss Mary Smack


Mascot

Pinchy McMasshole

Boston Massacre Travel Team

Things To Do- Boston Derby Dames Roller Derby

I don’t know about you but I would love to go to this event.   Karen Conant AKA “Krush Puppy”  is a local who is a Jammer/blocker for the Boston Massacre.   For more info click the banner above to go to the Boston Derby Dames website.