NOTHING SAYS CLASSY LIKE…

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Perhaps the only thing more gross to me are cliché tattooed, double denim, mom jean, fanny pack wearing broads with black, green or orange nail polish, smoking cigarettes.

Dark Brown Compost Mulch FTW

Orange Mulch Is A Fail

Someone needs to clue me in on how you could go to the landscape supply joint and make the conscious decision to buy orange mulch over the nice dark brown (almost black) compost mulch.

I’ll go dark brown mulch all day long over toxic waste neon orange mulch.

It’s just way more aesthetically pleasing.

I don’t know a whole lot about landscape supply costs.   Maybe they pay people who opt for the neon orange mulch to take it away from their landscape supply yard.  I can’t think of a single other reason someone would choose it over the classy dark brown.

They actually dye it that hideous orange color.  You gotta be a savage to get the orange stuff, no?

What am I missing here?

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