Someone Needs To Take The Fashion Designer That Decided Aztec Print Fashion Was Gonna Be the âThingâ This Year Behind The Woodshed and Pop a Cap in His/Her Ass.
Who was the high powered fashion magazine editor or designer that decided that Aztec print clothing was gonna be the rage this year? I hope yâall donât have any investments in retail because this shit just isnât gonna sell and theyâre gonna take some serious markdowns on this crap. And it isnât just like one or two retailers having it on their racks. Itâs like every single shop at the Mall has Native Aztec fashion front and center like itâs gonna revolutionize the fashion world.
Fire âem. Fire âem all. Every last womanâs clothing retail buyer should be fired on the spot for trotting out such ugly fashion this year.
Canât we get back just a little bit to Jackie O? Is that too much to ask?
I was walking through Nordstrom and theyâre also pushing MC Hammer Pants for ladies. For real??????? Oh and donât even get me started on the whole high-waisted shorts thing. Might as well bring back 80âs bangs and spiked up hair.
They ought to just hire your boy Joey to get them back on track. You know the most unlikely joint of all thatâs keeping things relatively normal- brace yourselvesâŠ. Sears Lands End for Men, Women and Children. If you would have told me Iâd have more success shopping at Sears Lands End than Nordstrom 5 years ago I would have told you that you were crazy. But the facts are the facts- when Nordies rolls out MC Hammer Pants, High-Waisted Jeans and Aztec clothing as this yearâs âItâ fashions you gotta call âem out on it and someone needs to lose their job in the buying department. Bottom Line. End Of Story.
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