Tag: Fashion Victim

Uhm Hellooo Kim Smith. Read It And weep- The Men Of America Have Spoken

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

I believe I had this back in 2012 when they started to try to bring the look back-

Just Say No To Mom Jeans

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Joey C

And Now the Proof Is In The Pudding.   The Men of America Have Spoken, the full article really sums it up and is worth the click-

What Guys Really Think About Your High-Waisted Shorts

If you’ve been to a music festival/outdoor concert recently, you have 100% been exposed to the trend/epidemic sweeping the female nation: High-waisted jorts. Girls of all ages, body types, booty types, and textual orientations have been rocking these denim doozies with crop tops, fake flower crowns, and leather boots in 3,000-degree weather because fashion.
Read the entire article here

“Very rarely have I seen a girl in high-waisted shorts and been into it at all. For the most part, I think they make girls look like misshapen science experiments that’d you find in Sid from Toy Story’s bedroom. But hey, if they make you feel pretty, keep on wearing those diaper shorts.
-Aaron, 25
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“They’re the absolute worst. It’s like a girl is trying too hard to be trendy in those. It looks like she decided to keep pulling up her shorts just because. I’d immediately try to rip those off of my girlfriend if she was wearing them. Not in the ‘oh rip these off and do me’ way. Like ‘seriously, take those f*cking shorts off.’”
-Andy, 31

Fashion Victim Clothing

Posted on by Joey Ciaramitaro

There were countless stores along Washington Street and around South beach selling this type of club wear fashion.   Certain young guys can pull it off in the right setting but to me 99.9 percent of the guys wearing clothes like this are tragic fashion victims.  The kind of fashion victims like the guys in the eighties that wore parachute pants and had flock of seagull haircuts.

The absolute worst though is when you see forty year old white guys trying to pull this look off.  Every time we would walk by one I’d squeeze The Mrs’ hand and she would know exactly what I was thinking- “Fashion Victim”

Note to all you guys out there- Flaps on the back of your jeans pockets and rhinestones=bad.  Don’t be another victim.

Fashion Victim Clothing, originally uploaded by captjoe06.