Tag: Energems

So the bitchy broad from Desperate Housewives of New York branded some mass produced Vodka with the brilliant name “SkinnyGirl” and #boom she is making millions seemingly overnight.

I was watching TV the other night and saw this ad for  “Energems” which is  basically chocolate with caffeine and they are acting like they revolutionized the chocolate energy snack game.  Uhm has no-one eaten chocolate covered espresso beans, readily available at just about any chocolatier in the nation?  Doesn’t matter if you have or haven’t because just like SkinnyGirl Vodka, it really doesn’t matter what’s inside the packaging, it’s more about the marketing apparently.   You just throw stuff together that’s already been around for hundreds of years, give it a catchy name and some slick packaging and it’s a guaranteed winner.

The Energems folks are just smart marketers.  Chocolate and caffeine and make it sound healthy- #Boom!

Uhmmmm hellooooooo, It’s frickin Chocolate and Caffeine.  It’s been right there under our noses all along.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if this stuff if good or bad, works or doesn’t. I just think the marketing is brilliant.

I need an angel investor to back my ideas for some products I’m developing. 

First and Foremost “Big Cock” Chicken brand where we inject frozen breaded chicken with Viagra.  Bake ‘em in a preheated oven for like ten minutes and you’re good to go all night long.   Hello??????   I’ll be retired in no time at all.

P.S. Look for my GoFundMe page any day now.