You Think This Poor Cat Will Ever Get It’s Revenge?

Imagine you’re this cat-

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You’re a handsome cat, right? 

Proud, well groomed and all, just chillin’ looking like a bad ass.

And then your owner goes and fucks your shit all up to pieces by dressing you up

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We can only pray that this poor once-proud feline doesn’t gouge it’s owners eyes out while they sleep in an act of well deserved revenge.

Shit ain’t right.

I’m no fan of the crazies at PETA but if they really cared about the mistreating of animals they’d be all over this and perform some type of intervention.

If our poor deceased cat JJ Jinglenuts was still alive (god rest his soul) I’d send him in ninja style to help this poor kitty.

JJ was a silent assassin.  laying out his kills at the front door, all proud.  Chipmonks, mice, birds- JJ Jinglenuts wouldn’t tolerate wearing any pansy burberry print coat.  Oh Hell NO.  and to be honest he wouldn’t have had to endure the ridicule by all his kitty cat buddies because I never would have submitted him to that.  It was bad enough we had his nuts lopped off, what were we gonna go dress him up like Liberace next?  No way Jose.

This was our boy JJ Jinglenuts-

(note no fairy clothing present)

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Warning- JJ Jinglenuts Latest Victim Pictures- Alvin and The Chipmunks Are A Man Down

We Must Protect This House!!!!! JJ Jinglenuts- New Spokescat For Under Armor

But alas Mr Jingles couldn’t keep up his ways forever and karma caught up with him-

Karma’s A Bitch- RIP JJ Jinglenuts

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Joey C

Just got a call from the Mrs.

Our neighbor just popped by to let her know that there’s a tore up cat in his yard and it  looks like JJ.  I guess all the killing of the mice and the chipmunks finally caught up to the poor fella and an animal a little higher on the food chain got him last night.

JJ I hope you’re having fun up in heaven and there is plenty of fine pussy up there for you to play with.  We’ll miss you buddy.

We got JJ as a kitten at the animal shelter in Salem.  It was after a long period of trying to conceive our first child without success and many medical procedures.   Within a month of JJ’s arrival into our home The Mrs became pregnant with The Bean.