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Boston Derby Dames Slide Show
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Connie Rotten Of The Boston Derby Dames Wicked Pissahs
Here’s another video from the Boston Derby Dame Bout. Connie Rotten skates for the Wicked Pissahs. You can view her bio by clicking this text
Connie Rotten Explains Derby Initiation For Fresh Meat And Promotes The Next Home Bout
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Dragomir Pisimov- Mascot For The Boston Derby Dame Cosmonaughties
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Shelby Shattered From The Boston Derby Dames Boston Massacre
Shelby Shattered, resident of Essex talks post bout about Roller Derby.
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Other Derby Interviews-
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Bloodbath Bettie In The Penalty Box
We will be featuring an interview with Blood Bath Bettie later in the week.
Bloodbath Bettie In The Penalty Box, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
You gotta love Luv Lee McDeath’s jersey number.
Rob Bouchie- Huge Roller Derby Fan!
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Jennasaurus Wrecks From the Boston Derby Dames Cosmonaughties Interview
Jennasaurus talks about derby, inflicting pain, tattoos, and more….
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Krush Puppy, Jammer For The Boston Massacre Talks Roller Derby
Gloucester Resident and Boston Massacre Co Captain Krush Puppy
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Connie Rotten and Floral Derangement Of The Wicked Pissahs
As the regular readers of GMG can attest, I’ve become a huge fan of Roller Derby. The shit is C R A Z Y!!!!!!! How I found out about it was through East Gloucester residents and Local Blogger Jon Conant. Jon is married to the lovely Krush Puppy, a jammer for the Boston Massacre. Her interview will be coming up. You can check out his site by clicking this text
Connie Rotten and Floral Derangement Of The Wicked Pissahs, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
Here’s Krush Puppy from East Gloucester and Shelby Shattered From Essex spending some quality time in the penalty box-
Here’s Pinchy McMasshole the Boston Massacre mascot looking dejected while The Charm City Roller Girls mascots (hotdogs) prance around.
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Floral Derangement From The Wicked Pissahs
The Boston Derby Dames are made up of four teams-The Cosmonaughties, The Wicked Pissahs, The Nutcrackers and The Boston Massacre which is the AllStar Team comprised of players from the first three squads.
Here is Floral derangement From The Wicked Pissahs
Floral Derangement From The Wicked Pissahs, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
She Will Take You Down!
EVILICIOUS!
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Pixie QuickNWitty- Announcer At The Boston Massacre/Maine Port Authority Bout
Pixie QuickNWitty Announcer At The Boston Massacre/Maine Port Authority Bout, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
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Killer Quick From The Main Port Authority
Killer Quick Interviewed Before The Boston Massacre/ Maine Port Authority Bout
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Punchy O Guts- Maine Port Authority Menace!
I asked Punchy for an interview and I’m not sure if she didn’t hear me or if she just plain out hated me. She just sat down, grunted, and spit something onto the floor a couple feet from her as she sat down and glared. I can’t wait til Snoop Maddie Mad gets old enough to join the Boston Massacre and kick her ass all over the track, LOL!
Punchy O Guts- Maine Port Authority Menace!, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
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Boston Derby Dames- Roller Derby Rules Explained
Roller Derby Rules Explained At The Boston Massacre vs Maine Port Authority Bout
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Olive Spankins Of The Maine Port Authority
The crowd at the Derby was almost as eclectic as the players themselves. There were some common themes though. One being tattoos, another being fishnet pantyhose.
Olive Spankins Of The Maine Port Authority, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
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Let’s Get Ready To Rumble Boston Massacre Style
Boston Massacre vs Maine Port Authority
The crowd is fired up as the teams are announced.
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Erik Lorden Tries To Work Out A Bribe With Disco Inferno
Using our press passes, Erik Lorden the owner/chef extrodinaire of Passports and I try to work out a bribe with Disco Inferno, one of the refs at the Boston Massacre/Maine Port Authority Roller Derby Bout.
Disco wasn’t biting and as it turned out the bribe was unneccesary as the Boston Massacre led by Rockport’s Krush Puppy routed Maine from start to finish.
Erik Lorden Tries To Work Out A Bribe With Disco Inferno, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
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Shelby Shattered Sporting Pig Tails and Some Serious Ink!
Shelby Shattered sports some serious ink on her right arm. Shelby really seemed to set the pace during the bout. From my limited experience as a fan of the sport it looked like the Boston Massacre had a mental edge in knowing how to set the pace. It isn’t all about flying around the track as fast as you can.
I forgot to ask Shelby where she had her tattoo done. The cloroing was strong.
Shelby Shattered Sporting Pig Tails and Some Serious Ink!, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
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Chickity Check It! GoodMorningGloucester In The Media
Here’s coverage of our coverage-
Who else wants to see a bunch of broads rolling around on skates at high speed trying to take each other’s heads off?
Besides me that is, lol.
Dames interviewed on GoodMorningGloucester
Sure there was other press there. Sure they had fancier cameras with big huge ginormous lenses and fancy flash set ups. Ya think they got the in depth personal interviews that we did?
Hell no. These shmoes are content taking pictures from 50 feet while we get up close and personal for the personal side of things.
Maybe they take nicer pictures from a thousand feet away but I’ll tell you what. I’ll take my video and interviewing skills and put them up against anyone. So go ahead all you photographers out there, stay back at a safe distance while we here at GMG get you inside the action down on the floor and in the subjects grill.
That’s what I’m talkin ’bout sucka!
Ask Fevah, she’ll tell ya who got the scoop!
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Tazlamian Devil At The Boston Massacre Vs Maine Port Authority Roller Derby Bout
Tazlamian Devil At The Boston Massacre Vs Maine Port Authority Roller Derby Bout-
Taz schools us on some of the finer points of Roller Derby- Pulling The Trigger, Scoring Points & Jamming are all explained- SCHWING! 🙂
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Here are other Videos From The Bout-
Good Morning Gloucester 