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is it possible to UNintentionally shave your nuts?
Well if you had a vasectomy or hernia you might have to get shaved for medical purposes. I’m talking about INtentionally taking a razor to your nuts for cosmetic reasons.
joey , i have a buddy here in payson az. he is a huge-a-mungos guy . like close to seven feet tall 350 lbs. well, pam call’s him peter plucker because after many beers at a rodeo event one night he just pulled out his talley wacker and said look i shaved ait it cool , in front of about 30 people . pam called him peter plucker and it stuck. he said it feels cool , and girls love it ? soooo , i guess i know someone who does . it takes all kind’s brother.
I assumed you meant shaving “my junk”. As a former follower of the Galloping Gourmet, he used to refer to “shaving one’s nuts” before adding them to a recipe. Seems it was preferable to “chopping one’s nuts”. I’m pretty sure Graham just liked talking about “nuts”.
Nuts and razor don’t even belong in the same sentence as far as I’m concerned. I mean a little trimming around makes sense but taking a razor to ones nuts just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Yikes!
I use a Wahl electric clipper with the 1/16″ guard. (Always use the guard!) It gets it close enough for the stubble look unless you really want to surprise yer lady by following the clippers with the safety razor. I like the mentholated shaving cream because it tingles. (Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder gives the same sensation with its Triple Action and it’s safe and natural.) I know this may all sound ridiculous to some…but think about that special occasion. For instance, the 4th of July. Would you let yer boys march in a parade without the proper preparation?
I have to say this poll kinda surprised me. I did not relize how many men shave. I heard of women keeping thing trim but the guys surprised me. In the words of Larry the Cable Guy” women like to groom up down there and thats a good thing cause us men like that sort of thing . You wouldn’t want your girl coming at you lookin like your at a ZZ TOP concert If you know what I mean”
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is it possible to UNintentionally shave your nuts?
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Well if you had a vasectomy or hernia you might have to get shaved for medical purposes. I’m talking about INtentionally taking a razor to your nuts for cosmetic reasons.
I never even heard of that shit til yesterday.
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Does A brazilian waxing count?
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joey , i have a buddy here in payson az. he is a huge-a-mungos guy . like close to seven feet tall 350 lbs. well, pam call’s him peter plucker because after many beers at a rodeo event one night he just pulled out his talley wacker and said look i shaved ait it cool , in front of about 30 people . pam called him peter plucker and it stuck. he said it feels cool , and girls love it ? soooo , i guess i know someone who does . it takes all kind’s brother.
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I assumed you meant shaving “my junk”. As a former follower of the Galloping Gourmet, he used to refer to “shaving one’s nuts” before adding them to a recipe. Seems it was preferable to “chopping one’s nuts”. I’m pretty sure Graham just liked talking about “nuts”.
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Don’t know what you are talkin’ about except that is one of the things to be done to a drunken sailor early in the morning.
Shave his balls with a rusty razor.
Since that is stanza 21 or so the sailor doesn’t much care by then.
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How does that saying go “when you trim the shrubs it makes the tree look taller”
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Keep dreaming Frank.
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I know who said that… still laughing….
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just don’t use the mentholated shave cream
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Nuts and razor don’t even belong in the same sentence as far as I’m concerned. I mean a little trimming around makes sense but taking a razor to ones nuts just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Yikes!
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I can’t believe the results. You think these guys are just thrill seekers?
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I use a Wahl electric clipper with the 1/16″ guard. (Always use the guard!) It gets it close enough for the stubble look unless you really want to surprise yer lady by following the clippers with the safety razor. I like the mentholated shaving cream because it tingles. (Gold Bond Medicated Foot Powder gives the same sensation with its Triple Action and it’s safe and natural.) I know this may all sound ridiculous to some…but think about that special occasion. For instance, the 4th of July. Would you let yer boys march in a parade without the proper preparation?
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On your nuts?
I’m not talking about around the frank, I’m talking about the beans. You hit the beans with a razor?????
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I have to say this poll kinda surprised me. I did not relize how many men shave. I heard of women keeping thing trim but the guys surprised me. In the words of Larry the Cable Guy” women like to groom up down there and thats a good thing cause us men like that sort of thing . You wouldn’t want your girl coming at you lookin like your at a ZZ TOP concert If you know what I mean”
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so graphic Frank! you better go to confession
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Frank What THE F-WORD!
Did you stop at the Crow’s Nest for a few before you hit the KeyBoard?
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He’s a renegade I tell ya!
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