$1795.00 FUCK Sunglasses, originally uploaded by captjoe06.
I saw these sunglasses in the window of a Lincoln Road shop so of course I had to pop in to take a pic for you guys.
Wel I had to look semi-interested in purchasing them so I asked the nice salesperson to take them out of the window so I could try them on.
It should be stated that even if these shades were $10 I wasn’t buying them. Not because they said FUCK, but because they were pretty gaudy even leaving the FUCK off of them.
But you know I wanted that pic so after trying them on I asked the nice girl how much they cost. She replied unflinchingly- “Seventeen ninety five.”
I wish I would have have asked her back “Lira?” or “Pennies?”
but I wasn’t quick enough. I had to know if she was serious and asked her if I heard her right that they cost $1795.00
She confirmed that yes they did indeed cost that much with a serious look on her face.
I just handed the FUCK sunglasses back thanking Christ that I didn’t break ’em.
Look for the video Saturday










