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I have no idea what Joey is doing to Rubber Duck. Post your best guess. Here, I’ll start:

Rubber Duck: “Oh boy I should never of had that second helping of Joey Fries at Passports. I feel like I’m giving birth to a lobster broker.”

Now your turn. First prize gets a visit from none other than the rubber one.